tsquared
05-12-2008, 10:41 AM
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
Removed by black-market organ thieves.. Well, listen to this:
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went
To sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.. It was just that
Quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose
Thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire
Summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned
Myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck
Again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains
To match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.
But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my
Original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long
Skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was
Fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm
Swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really
Getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What
Could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey
Neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and
Smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement
Body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know
Has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs I was lying in
Bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved
To see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband
Removed by black-market organ thieves.. Well, listen to this:
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went
To sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.. It was just that
Quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose
Thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire
Summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned
Myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck
Again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains
To match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.
But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my
Original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long
Skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was
Fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm
Swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really
Getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What
Could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey
Neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and
Smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement
Body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know
Has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs I was lying in
Bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved
To see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband