Most Random Thread Ever

[Mini]

Care to add to the randomness? lmao

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[VenusA423]

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[Mini]

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[MsLynn]

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[magickay]

I Sat Belonely

I sat belonely down a tree,
humbled fat and small.
A little lady sing to me
I couldn't see at all.

I'm looking up and at the sky,
to find such wonderous voice.
Puzzly, puzzle, wonder why,
I hear but I have no choice.

'Speak up, come forth, you ravel me',
I potty menthol shout.
'I know you hiddy by this tree'.
But still she won't come out.

Such sofly singing lulled me sleep,
an hour or two or so
I wakeny slow and took a peep
and still no lady show.

Then suddy on a little twig
I thought I see a sight,
A tiny little tiny pig,
that sing with all it's might

'I thought you were a lady',
I giggle, - well I may,
To my surprise the lady,
got up - and flew away.


~~ John Lennon

[galeane29]

Here's one for lucimPI

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MrsSouthernthang/mynuts1lg.jpg

[suprtruckr]

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[Mini]

lmao!
I guess this should have gone in chain games.

3 ways to get super soft feet...

1. Got milk?
Soak your feet in a large bowl of warm whole milk. The lactic acid will slough off rough spots and make your skin feel extremely soft.

2. Lock in moisture.
Slather your feet with a rich foot cream, then slip on a pair of cotton socks. Wear the socks for at least 20 minutes (you can even sleep with them on) to lock mega moisture into your skin.

3. Buff daily.
Keep a pumice stone or foot file in your shower so that every day you can tackle rough spots and cracked heels. This daily maintenance will prevent your feet from stepping into the scary sole zone. Clear lip balm can coax unruly brows into place and moisturize dry ashy cuticles.

[galeane29]

http://notaperv.homestead.com/files/MB/whup.gif

You had my can o' whoop ass this whole time? You thief!

[ahippiechic]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c28/unsocialhippie/1.jpg

[Willow]

Echoes by Pink Floyd

Overhead the albatross
Hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves
In labyrinths of coral caves
An echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine.

And no one called us to the land
And no one knows the where's or why's.
Something stirs and something tries
Starts to climb toward the light.

Strangers passing in the street
By chance two separate glances meet
And I am you and what I see is me.
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand
The best I can.

And no one called us to the land
And no one crosses there alive.
No one speaks and no one tries
No one flies around the sun....

Almost everyday you fall
Upon my waking eyes,
Inviting and inciting me
To rise.
And through the window in the wall
Come streaming in on sunlight wings
A million bright ambassadors of morning.

And no one sings me lullabyes
And no one makes me close my eyes
So I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky....

[suprtruckr]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c28/unsocialhippie/1.jpg

:rolling that reminds me, i found a cig pack of seeds today on the side of the road, i left them there too LOL

[ahippiechic]

:rolling that reminds me, i found a cig pack of seeds today on the side of the road, i left them there too LOL

Should've scattered them out, lol!

[tsquared]

The reason the dog is known as man's best friend is probably because he gives no advice, never tries to borrow money, and has no In-Laws.

[Mini]

Should've scattered them out, lol!

lmao as long as you remembered where you scattered them...

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[ahippiechic]

lmao as long as you remembered where you scattered them...

http://i14.tinypic.com/4xl5flj.jpg

LMAO!

I still have a leaf from the very 1st plant I grew, it's in my photo album! :D

[Unicornmom77]

I like to watch George Lopez at 9.

[jerseybarb]

If I said that I was crazy, I wouldnt be crazy cuz crazy people dont know they're crazy. So if I were crazy I would say that I wasn't crazy, so people who say they aren't crazy are crazy!

[netsis61]

Bummer of 41.

One day when I was forty-one
I ate an extra sticky bun,
And in that moment it did seem
I went from thin to broad-in-beam.

Like that, my hard abdomen branched.
My tight pectorals avalanched.
One instant and I turned from svelte
To double-wide Expando Belt.

A life of easy slimness done
For just one useless sticky bun.
The rest you know, the diet maze,
The carrot snacks, the yogurt phase.

Don't talk to me of behavior mod
Or exercise or back to God.
The naked truth is, I got fat.
The morning mirror tells me that.

The zippers sprung in all my flies,
My stupid feet went up a size.
My cheeks have put on so much beef,
I use a bigger handkerchief.

And just in case a doubt still lingers
The space is less between my fingers.
So listen well, you thirty-nines
And forties with your proud
waistlines,
One day when you are forty-one
Beware the extra sticky bun!

by
-Martin Marcus

[Char]

"Everlast"



"What It's Like"

We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dreadlocked and full of mange
He ask the man for what he could spare with shame in his eyes
Get a job you f*ckin' slob's all he replied


God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
Then you really might know what it's like...

Mary got pregnant from a kid named Tom who said he was in love
He said don't worry about a thing baby doll I'm the man you've been dreamin' of
But three months later he said he won't date her or return her call
And she sweared god damn if I find that man I'm cuttin' off his balls
And then she heads for the clinic and she gets some static walkin' through the doors
They call her a killer, and they call her a sinner, and they call her a whore


God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose
Then you really might know what it's like...
I've seen a rich man beg
I've seen a good man sin
I've seen a tough man cry
I've seen a loser win
And a sad man grin
I heard an honest man lie
I've seen the good side of bad
And the down side of up
And everything between
I licked the silver spoon
Drank from the golden cup
Smoked the finest green
I stroked the baddest dimes at least a couple of times
Before I broke their heart
You know where it ends
Yo, it usually depends on where you start

I knew this kid named Max
He used to get fat stacks out on the corner with drugs
He liked to hang out late at night
Liked to get sh!t faced
And keep pace with thugs
Until late one night there was a big gun fight
Max lost his head
He pulled out his chrome .45
Talked some sh!t
And wound up dead
Now his wife and his kids are caught in the midst of all of his pain
You know it crumbles that way
At least that's what they say when you play the game

God forbid you ever had to wake up to hear the news
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to lose
Then you really might know what it's like
To have to lose...

[Shancopp]

Free Bird!!!!

[peggyreid]

Worry is like a rocking chair.
It will give you something to do
but it won't get you anywhere.

[sandooch]

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[Char]

"Beck"


"E-Pro"

See me comin to town with my soul
Straight down out of the world with my fingers
Holding onto the devil I know
All my troubles'll hang on your trigger
Take your eyes and your mind from the road
Shoot your mouth if you know where you're aiming
Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you

Na na na na na na na

See me kickin the door with my boots
Broke down out in a ditch of old rubbish
Snakes and bones in the back of your room
Handing out a confection of venom
Heaven's drunk from the poison you use
Charm the wolves with the eyes of a gambler
Now I see it's a comfort to you
Hammer my bones on the anvil of daylight

Na na na na na na na

I won't give up that ghost
It's sick the way these tongues are twisted
The good in us is all we know
There's too much left to taste that's bitter

[galeane29]

Spud 4 Prez!

[Char]

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[Mini]

lmao!

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[galeane29]

lmao!

http://i21.tinypic.com/2z9ia9i.jpg

LMFAO

[lucimPI]

galeane29, you REALLY made my day!!!! Thank you so much

[galeane29]

galeane29, you REALLY made my day!!!! Thank you so much

Awww....I LOVE ice age , every time I see your avatar it cracks me up. So when I found that pic, It reminded me of you:)

[Shancopp]

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[Mini]

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[Willow]

http://wt.tuxomania.net/fun/mad_cows/

[PICKLES]

Happiness is like peeing your pants.... every one can see it but only you can feel it's warmth.

[suprtruckr]

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[ElleGee]

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."

[magickay]

JABBERWOCKY

Lewis Carroll
(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[galeane29]

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[Jolie Rouge]

This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because ...

[Unicornmom77]

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[Unicornmom77]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Unicornmom773/PICT0377.jpg

[suprtruckr]

http://suprtruckr.homestead.com/files/board_images/sizedontmatter.jpg

[suprtruckr]

IF hillary becomes president :rolling

http://suprtruckr.homestead.com/files/board_images/IFPresident.jpg

[galeane29]

OMG truckr LMAO

[lymi]

:congrats: Kyla Kym, Hippie and Patch for president , vice president and speaker of the house (random order)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:dancing:

[ladybugva]

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(photo above)
And here we see the invisible boy
In his lovely invisible house,
Feeding a piece of invisible cheese
to a little invisible mouse.
Oh, what a beautiful picture to see!
Will you draw a invisible picture for me?

Where the sidewalk ends by Shel Silverstein

[nightrider127]

Vote for a real winner.
Vote the entire Spud ticket in November, 2008.

[Mini]

http://www.metacafe.co.il/watch/772271/kittens_coca_cola_box/

[suprtruckr]

war injuries

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.

So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'
'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us!'

[ilovecats]

suprtruckr Thanks for the chuckle!:lol :lol

[Mini]

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[JustDoIt]

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[galeane29]

Bwahahaha

[ladybugva]

:embarassed: ok took me a figure out what that was a picture of.... oh my...

[JustDoIt]

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/JustDoIt1979/younameditwhat8.jpg

[JustDoIt]

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[nedthenanite]

Echoes by Pink Floyd

Overhead the albatross
Hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves
In labyrinths of coral caves
An echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine.

And no one called us to the land
And no one knows the where's or why's.
Something stirs and something tries
Starts to climb toward the light.

Strangers passing in the street
By chance two separate glances meet
And I am you and what I see is me.
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand
The best I can.

And no one called us to the land
And no one crosses there alive.
No one speaks and no one tries
No one flies around the sun....

Almost everyday you fall
Upon my waking eyes,
Inviting and inciting me
To rise.
And through the window in the wall
Come streaming in on sunlight wings
A million bright ambassadors of morning.

And no one sings me lullabyes
And no one makes me close my eyes
So I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky....

i love you, patchy-cat!

[nedthenanite]

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[nedthenanite]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aWPTCc2r0

[Momof2Kidz]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/naughty/rude019.jpg

[JustDoIt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM6a5YBOOqs

[Jackie_Blu]

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd163/jackie_blu/00034109.jpg

[ElleGee]

http://www.chemvulc.co.za/store/images/rubber-mallet.jpg

[Willow]

http://i22.tinypic.com/33cll5d.jpg

That looks like Cheech Marin. :rofl:

[Willow]

i love you, patchy-cat!

Love you, too! :love:

[Unicornmom77]

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[atprm]

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[atprm]

LMAO!!

http://www.uphaa.com/uploads/80/19.jpg

[atprm]

http://www.uphaa.com/uploads/0/piernaqi3.jpg

[suprtruckr]

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20071221/MULTIMEDIA/283841756

[suprtruckr]

aww how cute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aesQj8MMabw

[suprtruckr]

What little kids do to monsters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVn27YXEWho