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dangerousfem
04-26-2008, 11:07 AM
Three women: one engaged, one a mistress and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a black leather tie up bodice, stilettos, and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazy boy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

galeane29
04-26-2008, 11:10 AM
HAHAHA I was munching on a grahm cracker when I read that last part and choked LMAO

Char
04-26-2008, 11:23 AM
LOL! :rofl:

Jenefer3
04-26-2008, 11:43 AM
the married man sounds like my ex

nanajoanie
04-26-2008, 12:02 PM
Three women: one engaged, one a mistress and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a black leather tie up bodice, stilettos, and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazy boy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

I'd duct tape him to the wall and dump honey on him and let a jar of bees crawl over him then I'd shoot him.:getyou

vicky122
04-26-2008, 01:22 PM
I'd duct tape him to the wall and dump honey on him and let a jar of bees crawl over him then I'd shoot him.:getyou

Either that or super glue he one eye wonder worm up his a$$!

MERE CHAT
04-26-2008, 01:26 PM
Nana and Vicky.....I agree!!!

DreamWarrior
04-26-2008, 02:12 PM
LMAO!!! OMG!!! That was GOOD!!!