Adra
04-21-2008, 05:44 AM
My dd read this to me over the phone first, I laughed until my sides hurt.
as if proof were needed........these of course, have been around before, but who doesn't need to ponder these wonderful laws
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual
relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
( Like THAT makes sense .)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
( Do they look different reversed ?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex
organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or
piece of wood at all times.
(A brick ?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
( Much worse than "going blind !")
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside
And deflower young virgins, who pay
Them for the privilege of having sex
For the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it
is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
( Let's just think for a minute; is there
Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
close to this ?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be
killed in any manner desired.
( Ah! Justice !)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England-
but only in tropical fish stores.
( But of course !)
*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*
In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with
her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.
( Makes one shudder at the thought .)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
time.
( I presume this was a big enough problem that they
had to pass this law ?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may
be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."
(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam !)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.
( Who volunteers for this stuff ?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling ?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ant can lift 50 ti mes its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and
Always falls over on its right side
When intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)
(Did the government pay
For this research?? )
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with their feet.
( Ah, geez )
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that .)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
( I know some people like that, too .)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
( And I thought I had bad
Breath in the morning !)
as if proof were needed........these of course, have been around before, but who doesn't need to ponder these wonderful laws
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual
relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
( Like THAT makes sense .)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
( Do they look different reversed ?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex
organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or
piece of wood at all times.
(A brick ?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
( Much worse than "going blind !")
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside
And deflower young virgins, who pay
Them for the privilege of having sex
For the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it
is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
( Let's just think for a minute; is there
Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
close to this ?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be
killed in any manner desired.
( Ah! Justice !)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England-
but only in tropical fish stores.
( But of course !)
*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*
In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with
her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.
( Makes one shudder at the thought .)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
time.
( I presume this was a big enough problem that they
had to pass this law ?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may
be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."
(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam !)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.
( Who volunteers for this stuff ?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling ?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ant can lift 50 ti mes its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and
Always falls over on its right side
When intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)
(Did the government pay
For this research?? )
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with their feet.
( Ah, geez )
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that .)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
( I know some people like that, too .)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
( And I thought I had bad
Breath in the morning !)