sunflowers
02-20-2008, 05:47 PM
MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD
>
> 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
>
> 'Yes. What can I do for you?'
>
> 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
> Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
> Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
> But he's hidin' it there. Tons of it'
>
> 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
>
> The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
> House. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
> Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
> Find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>
> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>
> 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
>
> 'Yeah!'
>
> 'Did they chop your firewood?'
>
> 'Yep!'
>
> 'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
>
> (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun!)
>
> 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
>
> 'Yes. What can I do for you?'
>
> 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
> Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
> Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
> But he's hidin' it there. Tons of it'
>
> 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
>
> The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
> House. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
> Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
> Find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>
> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>
> 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
>
> 'Yeah!'
>
> 'Did they chop your firewood?'
>
> 'Yep!'
>
> 'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
>
> (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun!)