tsquared, you're not so special, I won a lotter too! Look!

[diana_circe]

:lol

I got this email from a Sir Kevin Harsh, Mr., but SIR

Your email address won you £789,000.00.Contact MR.GRAY BILL, Email: mr.graybill_001@hotmail.com.

[tsquared]

Oh yea well i got this one today too...........lol
PRAISE GOD, THE MOST BENEVOLENT.

I am HABIBAH ABDULKALAM from Kuwait. I am married to Late Akber
Abdulkalam of
blessed memory who worked with Kuwait Embassy in Sudan and Benin
Republic for
Twelve years before he died in the year 2000. We were married for
eighteen
years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for
only
four days. After his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child
outside
my matrimonial home.

Since 4 years after his death, i have been battling with both cancer
and
fibroid problems. When my late husband was alive, he deposited the sum
of
$7.6Million (Seven Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with a
bank and
till date this money is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told
me that
I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to either an
organisation or a reliable individual in your person who shall utilize
this
money to better the lives of the less privileged. I want you to use
this
money in all sincerity to fund orphanages, widows and the destitutes.

God's benevolence has encouraged me to take this bold step. I took this

decision because I dont have any child that will inherit this money and

my
husband's relatives has been very hostile and unkind to me since after
my
husbands death. So I dont want my husband's hard earned money to be
misused
by them or be used in an unholy manner.

Hence the reason for taking this bold decision, I know that after death

I
will be with God the most beneficient and merciful. I am not afraid of
death
hence I know where I am going.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contacts of the
bank.
For legitimacy, I will also issue you a letter of authority (Power of
attorney) that will prove you as the true beneficiary of this fund.

Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another
organisation or individual for this same purpose. Until I hear from
you, my
dreams will rest squarely on your shoulders. May the Almighty God
continue to
guide and protect you.

Regards,

MRS. HABIBAH ABDULKALAM.
DONT FORGET, Always pray for me.

i am not sure we pray that they dont get caught or pray that she lives...........either way i think it is a sick way of using a disease that is so devastating to families as a way to screw unsuspecting people.

[diana_circe]

Ohhhh I just got this one!

This is to inform you that you have emerge a winner of 2,000.000.00(Two Millions Great British Pounds Sterling) in our Uk Online Lottery Game Contact claims agent.
Mrs. Susan Patricks
Email- agentsusan11@jmail.co.za


Although, I'm not entirely sure what 2,000.000.00 is. You think they'd try to be a little more careful with their commas and periods when they are trying to convince you you're gonna get some free money.

I have to admit your's is a little more heart wrenching :lol

[lizmolik]

LOL! You got to love em! They are just hilarious hunh? :rofl:

[myspirit]

Well Peanut eatin Chickens, aren't we just the LUCKIEST DANG BOARD!!! CONGRATS ALL. Wanna meet me someplace warm for them their fancy umbrelly drinks? My treat!

[BigLyd1]

I don't get those any more. Was it something I said? Oh well, my BBF "friends" will be rich. :itsme:

[lizmolik]

From HomeLand Security

We have intercepted a cashier check issued in your name. The check was
intercepted by our officers at the J F Kennedy International Airport
New York while the cashier check was about being smuggled out of USA and
was brought to our office. The cashier check is currently with us at
our Office Annex in New York.

To enable us confirm and verify the check as yours, kindly give us your
full name, your contact address, telephone/fax number. Inform us if
you where processing to receive any fund? If yes, what is the amount of
Fund/cashier check/bank draft or money order you were processing to
receive?

As soon as we hear from you, if the name and details on the cashier
check corresponds with your name and details as you will give us, we will
contact you again for the verification and release of the check to you
otherwise if the name and details you give us does not in any way
correspond with the name on the cashier check, we will not contact you
again.

SEND ALL YOUR RESPONSES TO; us_dept_homelandsecurity @ babnkonline.com

Thanks

BG F. David Sheppard, Director
NYS Office of Homeland Security

WTF am I supposed to make of this???

[diana_circe]

Well Peanut eatin Chickens, aren't we just the LUCKIEST DANG BOARD!!! CONGRATS ALL. Wanna meet me someplace warm for them their fancy umbrelly drinks? My treat!

hell, it'll be all our treat. I'm in if there's yummy cabana boys delivering them drinks.

[tsquared]

oh woweeeeeeeeeeee i won again


MICROSOFT GROUP,UK.
Your email with serial number MSL099876 and lucky numbers 9-21-17-39-23-13(20) has won you £1,000,000.00.Kindly contact the fudiciary agent with your Names,Age,Phone,Country,Address & Winning Numbers for your claim.Note:Do not click reply on this message,contact the agent
with:Mr. Williams Cole,Email:claimsagent_williamscole@yahoo.co.uk

[lizmolik]

oh woweeeeeeeeeeee i won again


MICROSOFT GROUP,UK.
Your email with serial number MSL099876 and lucky numbers 9-21-17-39-23-13(20) has won you £1,000,000.00.Kindly contact the fudiciary agent with your Names,Age,Phone,Country,Address & Winning Numbers for your claim.Note:Do not click reply on this message,contact the agent
with:Mr. Williams Cole,Email:claimsagent_williamscole@yahoo.co.uk

Are you going to share that with your BBS Family??? :rofl:

[diana_circe]

well, I was just about to say you win, then this came in on my yahoo email when I was deleting read email. This one had a gud speeler. And no spell check

FROM THE DESK OF MR. YOUSUPH AMADU
ASSISTANCE MANAGER AUDIT AND ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT
BANK OF AFRICA OUGADOUDOU BURKINAFASO.


DURING OUR INVESTIGATION AND AUDTING IN THIS BANK,MY DEPARTMENT CAME
ACROSS VERY HUGE SUM OF MONEY THAT BELONGED TO LATE ANDREAS SCHRANNER
FROM GERMANY WHO IS AN INVESTOR, CRUDE OIL MERCHANT AND FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT CONTRACTOR THAT WAS A VICTIM WITH CONCORD AIR LINE, FLIGHT AF4590
KILLING 113 PEOLE CRASHED ON 25 JULY 2000 NEAR PARIS LEAVING A CLOSING
BALANCE OF ($20.3M) IN ONE OF HIS PRIVATE US DOLLAR ACCOUNT THAT IS BEEN
MANAGED BY ME AS THE CUSTOMER'S ACCOUNT OFFICER.

BASE ON MY SECURITY REPORT, THESE FUNDS CAN BE CLAIMED WITHOUT ANY
HITCHES AS NO ONE IS AWARE OF THE FUNDS AND ITS CLOSING BALANCE EXCEPT ME
AND THE CUSTOMER (NOW DECEASED) THEREFORE, I CAN PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT
OF KIN AND WE WILL WORK OUT THE MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIMING OF THE
FUNDS IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LAW.


THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE.ON SMOOTH CONCLUSION OF THIS
TRANSACTION,YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 40%OF THE TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION,
WHILE 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO TAKE CARE OF EXPENSES THAT MAY ARISE DURING
THE TIME OF TRANSFER;WHILE 55% WILL BE FOR ME,PLEASE YOU HAVE BEEN
ADVISED TO KEEP TOP SECRET AS I AM STILL IN SERVICE AND INTEND TO RETIRE
FROM SERVICE AFTER WE CONCLUDE THIS DEAL WITH YOU.

I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE SITUATION HERE IN THIS BANK UNTIL YOU
CONFIRM THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND ASK ME TO COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY
FOR SUBSEQUENT SHARING OF THE FUND ACCORDING TO PERCENTAGES PREVIOUSLY
INDICATED ANDFURTHER INVESTMENT,EITHER IN YOUR COUNTRY OR ANY COUNTRY
YOU ADVICE US TO INVEST.ALL OTHER NECESSARY VITAL INFORMATION WILL BE
SENT TO YOU WHEN I HEAR FROM YOU.


IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE CALL ME TO DISCUSS IN FURTHER DETAILS AT
0022676549568 or(yousuphamadu@yahoo.com)
Thank you,
MR YUOSUPH AMADU

La carrera hacia la Casa Blanca, a un click de distancia
http://www.starmedia.com/noticias/especiales/gobiernousa.html

[dv8grl]

WOW! You guys are so lucky!

[diana_circe]

I have become a multi-millionaire in just two days. I don't know why I ever bothered working!

EuroMillion Lottery Spain
Reference Number: ESP/976/08/34
Batch Number: EML/2367/34/08.

Dear Winner,

We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our NEW YEAR
computer balloting sweepstake held on the 11th of January, 2008. This is a
millennium scientific computer game in which email addresses were
used. It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users;
therefore you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. Your email address
attached to ticket number (25-831-71) drew the lucky numbers
17-50-34-62 which consequently won the draw in the Second category.

You have been approve for the star prize of Six Hundred and Ten
Thousand Euros (610,000.00 Euros) EQUIVERLENT to Nine Hundred Thousand U.S
Dollars (900,000.00 UNITED STATES DOLLARS) You are advised to keep this
winning very confidential until you receive your lump prize in your
account this is a protective measure to avoid double claiming by people you
may tell as we have had cases like this before, In other to claim your
(900,000.00 USD) prize winning, which has been deposited in a
designated bank. However, you will have to fill the form below and send it to
our registered claim agent (AXA INSURANCE COMPANY) for verification and
you will be directed to the bank where your winning funds as been
deposited in your favour.

FULL NAMES:
AGE:
SEX:
ADDRESS:
EMAIL:
PHONE:
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY:
AMOUNT WON:
BATCH NUMBER:
REFERENCE NUMBER:

Please you are advised to complete the form and send it immediately to
your claims agent (AXA INSURANCE S.A) through this email address:
(axa.insurance@yahoo.es) to enable them help you processing your claim
for prompt collection of your fund from the designated bank.

AXA INSURANCE S.A
MADRIDSPAIN
Contact Person: Mr. Willam Oscar
(Foreign Services Manager)
Email: axa.insurance@yahoo.es

Note: All prize funds must be claimed before the 30TH of January 2008
after this date all funds will be returned back to the Lottery Company
as unclaimed fund.

Congratulations once again.

Yours Faithfully,




Mrs. Maria Garcia
(Vice President)