nanajoanie
10-19-2007, 08:16 AM
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit!
What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO-logna sandwich
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spookgetti
What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Boo-berries.
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie.
What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
Halloweenies
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek
Bone appetit!
What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO-logna sandwich
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spookgetti
What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Boo-berries.
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie.
What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
Halloweenies
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek