ssgjeg
09-29-2007, 05:06 PM
A father and son went hunting together, for the first time.
The father said "Stay here and be very QUIET, I'll be across the
field." A little while later, the father heard a blood curdling scream
and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked.
"I told you to be quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake
slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my
neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't
cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the
poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my
pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'
Well ... I guess, I just panicked."
The father said "Stay here and be very QUIET, I'll be across the
field." A little while later, the father heard a blood curdling scream
and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked.
"I told you to be quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake
slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my
neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't
cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the
poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my
pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'
Well ... I guess, I just panicked."