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Jolie Rouge
08-21-2007, 03:06 PM
Relatives of Cannibals Who Ate Missionaries Say They're Sorry

They sound like decent people ...
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Relatives of cannibals in Papua New Guinea who killed and ate missionaries in 1878, have said "sorry"
August 17, 2007

The descendants of cannibals in Papua New Guinea, held a ceremony of reconciliation, attended by thousands,where they said sorry for their forefathers' actions. Their forefathers killed and ate four Fijian missionaries in 1878.

The missionaries in a group of Methodist ministers and teachers who arrived in 1875 to spread Christianity. The head of the mission an English pastor avenged the killings by taking part in an expedition that resulted in the deaths of a number of the people and the burning of several villages.

Fiji's High Commissioner in Papua New Guinea accepted the apologies on behalf of the descendants.

http://www.ngex.com/news/public/newsinfo.php?nid=4666



:rules



Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal?

A: Does this clown taste funny to you?



"So terribly sorry 'bout that."

*burp*



Q: What did the cannibal say to the other cannibal after eating the missionary?

A: *Amen*



Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal?

A: He does taste like chicken!



Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal?

A: I'm having a ball, are you?


One cannibal said to the other, "You know, I really don't like your uncle."

The other cannibal said, "Well just stir it around and eat the noodles."

freeby4me
08-21-2007, 03:20 PM
OMG Jolie, those jokes are horrible LMAO....

tngirl
08-21-2007, 05:25 PM
Jolie, those jokes were just plain bad taste....get it...bad taste.:rolling

dangerousfem
08-21-2007, 05:42 PM
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal?

A: I'm having a ball, are you?

:creep: :creep: :hahaha: :hahaha: :laugh: :laugh: :rofl: :rofl:

Jolie Rouge
08-21-2007, 08:37 PM
OMG Jolie, those jokes are horrible LMAO....


Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're very bitter.

Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
Because writers cramp but readers digest.

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"


Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"


When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.


The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating yet?"
The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."


Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.


One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn't like!


What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.


Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.


Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
Eatin' Allen's.


What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.

freeby4me
08-22-2007, 05:19 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rolling

boopster
08-22-2007, 08:20 AM
I'm glad I read that BEFORE I ate! LOL