NoFoolPrice
07-24-2007, 03:38 AM
Oh, I am so darn sick of the losers trying to get into my eBay, and subsequently my PayPal and bank account. For years I have just been forwarding the cute little messages on to eBay spoof, but lately I have found that replying seems to relieve some of the anger and tension caused by the awareness of such low lifes and having it rubbed in my face lately.
Usually I just reply that I am so sorry, my mistake, the crotchless leather panties were sent late or I really didn't sell them the video game machine and to please call me immediately at 1-800-eat-shi, err, I mean, 1-800-eat-poop. Lately I have a very persistent fellow that dutifully sends me a daily message informing me of the suspended status of my ebay account or how I haven't paid for my won item or how he wants those leather panties, NOW!
I found a book this past week at a thrift store, fascinating, it's a first edition from 1908 by Mrs. M.T. Longley. It's titled "The Spirit World', and it explains the afterworld as perceived by M.T. She was a renowned speaker, she held seances and channeled, her husband was a respected song writer and they lived in Pasadena and Boston, pillars of society, living on the edge. She actually had me going the first few chapters. Basically, she explained that there is an afterlife, with levels we must attain and grow into with the help of loving and kind teachers, M.T. describes 5 levels, she says there are more but she cannot fathom them yet as a mere human being. She had me until she explained that lower spirits eat food, higher evolved beings only absorb spirit food, it's kind of transparent and only exists as energy, it's not tangible. Therefore, those spirits produce no physical waste! Less evolved spirits eat sweets and fruit, which leads me to assume that some spirits poop. My Dot and I figured out that mushrooms are most likely spirit poop. Truffles are so rare and wonderful because they are the poop of spirits ready to go on to the next level of fake poop.
Anyway, I digress. I emailed my tormenter back tonight telling him Mrs. M.T. Longley had come to me in a vision and told me to warn him of great danger to his family and some little black dog, that I could not do anything about it but to warn him and that it was the spirits doing, they were upset with him trying to take advantage of innocent people. I detailed visions of what M.T. told me about horrible things that were going to happen to his loved ones and dog as a result of his evilness and told him to google M.T. I'm hoping it's enough to spook him into leaving us all alone. I doubt it, but it was a pretty evil reply and I am quite sure it will at least weigh on his mind a bit. If not, at least I feel a little bit better hoping I fought back.
Usually I just reply that I am so sorry, my mistake, the crotchless leather panties were sent late or I really didn't sell them the video game machine and to please call me immediately at 1-800-eat-shi, err, I mean, 1-800-eat-poop. Lately I have a very persistent fellow that dutifully sends me a daily message informing me of the suspended status of my ebay account or how I haven't paid for my won item or how he wants those leather panties, NOW!
I found a book this past week at a thrift store, fascinating, it's a first edition from 1908 by Mrs. M.T. Longley. It's titled "The Spirit World', and it explains the afterworld as perceived by M.T. She was a renowned speaker, she held seances and channeled, her husband was a respected song writer and they lived in Pasadena and Boston, pillars of society, living on the edge. She actually had me going the first few chapters. Basically, she explained that there is an afterlife, with levels we must attain and grow into with the help of loving and kind teachers, M.T. describes 5 levels, she says there are more but she cannot fathom them yet as a mere human being. She had me until she explained that lower spirits eat food, higher evolved beings only absorb spirit food, it's kind of transparent and only exists as energy, it's not tangible. Therefore, those spirits produce no physical waste! Less evolved spirits eat sweets and fruit, which leads me to assume that some spirits poop. My Dot and I figured out that mushrooms are most likely spirit poop. Truffles are so rare and wonderful because they are the poop of spirits ready to go on to the next level of fake poop.
Anyway, I digress. I emailed my tormenter back tonight telling him Mrs. M.T. Longley had come to me in a vision and told me to warn him of great danger to his family and some little black dog, that I could not do anything about it but to warn him and that it was the spirits doing, they were upset with him trying to take advantage of innocent people. I detailed visions of what M.T. told me about horrible things that were going to happen to his loved ones and dog as a result of his evilness and told him to google M.T. I'm hoping it's enough to spook him into leaving us all alone. I doubt it, but it was a pretty evil reply and I am quite sure it will at least weigh on his mind a bit. If not, at least I feel a little bit better hoping I fought back.