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janelle
07-03-2007, 01:15 PM
Acts 2:38

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled ... "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
"Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven."
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he was curious and asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?!" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"

PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY.

Lasher
07-03-2007, 01:23 PM
ha ha

LI Mama
07-06-2007, 03:44 PM
:lol:

freeby4me
07-06-2007, 03:45 PM
LOL Thats too funny!