DBackFan
05-15-2007, 07:53 AM
Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, " No they ain't twins dummy .
She said the oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7 and what would make you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just wouldn't have ever believed anyone would have had sex with you twice. :p
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, " No they ain't twins dummy .
She said the oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7 and what would make you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just wouldn't have ever believed anyone would have had sex with you twice. :p