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05-09-2007, 11:20 AM
Tech support: "What kind of computer do you have?"
Customer: "A white one.
Customer: "Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out."
Tech support: "Have you tried pushing the button?"
Customer: "Yes, sure, it's really stuck."
Tech support: "That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note."
Customer: "No, wait a minute.....I hadn't inserted it yet....it's
still
on my desk.....sorry...
Tech support: "Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of
the screen."
Customer: "Your left or my left
Tech support: "Good day. How may I help you?"
Customer: "Hello. I can't print."
Tech support: "Would you click on "start" for me and....."
Customer: "Listen, pal, don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates.
Customer: "Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every
time I try, it says, 'Can't find printer.' I've even lifted the pr
inter and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still
says he can't find it.....
Customer: "I have problems printing in red....."
Tech support: "Do you have a color printer?"
Customer: "Aaaah....................thank you
Tech support: "What's on your monitor now, ma'am?"
Customer: "A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11
Customer: "My keyboard is not working anymore."
Tech support: "Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?"
Customer: "No. I can't get behind the computer."
Tech support: "Pick up your keyboard and walk ten paces back."
Customer: "OK."
Tech support: "Did the keyboard come with you?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech support: "That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
another keyboard?"
Customer: "Yes, there's another one here. Ah.....that one does
work..
Tech support: "Your password is the small letter, "a," as in apple,
a capital letter, "V," as in Victor, the number, 7."
Customer: "Is that 7 in capital letter
Customer: "I can't get on the Internet."
Tech support: "Are you sure you used the right password?"
Customer: "Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it."
Tech support: 0 "Can you tell me what the password was?"
Customer: "Five stars
Tech support: "What anti-virus program do you use?"
Customer: "Netscape."
Tech support: "That's not an anti-virus program."
Customer: "Oh, sorry.....Internet Explore
Customer: "I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'm writing my first e-mail."
Tech support: "OK, and what seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I
get the circle around i
Tech support: "Are you running your printer under windows?"
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine.
Tech support: "Okay, Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at
the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the
screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a P."
Tech support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: "I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!"
Customer: "A white one.
Customer: "Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out."
Tech support: "Have you tried pushing the button?"
Customer: "Yes, sure, it's really stuck."
Tech support: "That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note."
Customer: "No, wait a minute.....I hadn't inserted it yet....it's
still
on my desk.....sorry...
Tech support: "Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of
the screen."
Customer: "Your left or my left
Tech support: "Good day. How may I help you?"
Customer: "Hello. I can't print."
Tech support: "Would you click on "start" for me and....."
Customer: "Listen, pal, don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates.
Customer: "Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every
time I try, it says, 'Can't find printer.' I've even lifted the pr
inter and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still
says he can't find it.....
Customer: "I have problems printing in red....."
Tech support: "Do you have a color printer?"
Customer: "Aaaah....................thank you
Tech support: "What's on your monitor now, ma'am?"
Customer: "A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11
Customer: "My keyboard is not working anymore."
Tech support: "Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?"
Customer: "No. I can't get behind the computer."
Tech support: "Pick up your keyboard and walk ten paces back."
Customer: "OK."
Tech support: "Did the keyboard come with you?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech support: "That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
another keyboard?"
Customer: "Yes, there's another one here. Ah.....that one does
work..
Tech support: "Your password is the small letter, "a," as in apple,
a capital letter, "V," as in Victor, the number, 7."
Customer: "Is that 7 in capital letter
Customer: "I can't get on the Internet."
Tech support: "Are you sure you used the right password?"
Customer: "Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it."
Tech support: 0 "Can you tell me what the password was?"
Customer: "Five stars
Tech support: "What anti-virus program do you use?"
Customer: "Netscape."
Tech support: "That's not an anti-virus program."
Customer: "Oh, sorry.....Internet Explore
Customer: "I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'm writing my first e-mail."
Tech support: "OK, and what seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I
get the circle around i
Tech support: "Are you running your printer under windows?"
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine.
Tech support: "Okay, Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at
the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the
screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a P."
Tech support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: "I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!"