I murdered a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[belleofpa]

This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up



Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------- my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeles s guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself


Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject
line and forward to your friends. Don't forget to send
it back to the person that sent it to you!
I can't wait to see what you guys get stuck with!
Have a great day!!!

with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to
the person that sent It to you.

DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE~

[pepperpot]

I had lunch with a stuffed animal because the voices told me to. :o

[Fred12]

I yelled at a pnone because the voices told me to. LOL

[Tasha405]

I sang to a monster because that's how I roll.

[Specialk]

I danced with a football player because I was drunk...

[Heidi]

I murdered my best friends' boyfriend because I was drunk!

Sounds like a theme for a lifetime movie. :)

[pepperpot]

I murdered my best friends' boyfriend because I was drunk!

:eek:

[gemini26]

I choked on my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

OMG, this was just sooo wrong!

[pepperpot]

I choked on my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

OMG, this was just sooo wrong!

:eek: :eek:

[dixie1596]

I murdered a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[TxGreek]

I choked on my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

OMG, this was just sooo wrong!

I'll second what pepperpot said. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[littleronewis]

I did the macarena with my dog because thats how I roll.

[okie]

I had lunch with my neighbor because I'm cool like that.

[Jolie Rouge]

I loved a monster because I'm cool like that

[Kyla Kym]

I had lunch with a pickle because I'm a ninja.

[witchy1030]

I sang to a llama because I'm NOT a homosexual :eek: :rolleyes:

[killbarney]

I kicked my science teacher because the voices told me to.:eek:

witchy-wonder what the llama thought :D

[MizzouLady]

I murdered Chuck Norris because I'm cool.

[teenies*mom]

I ran over a homeless guy because I was drunk!

[Blackerose]

I loved a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[maysie]

I sang to a phone because I'm NOT a homosexual :eek: :rolleyes:

[andreame70]

I sang to a stuffed animal because I was drunk.

Nice...lol

Andrea

[ChristiNate]

I dry humped a fork because that's how I roll :eek: :p

[MsLynn]

i yelled at my brother cause i'm cool like that

[Kyla Kym]

I dry humped a fork because that's how I roll :eek: :p

Sounds painful! :D :p

[socks1211]

I ran over my science teacher because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

[cheapskate21]

I smoked a gangster because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

[nanajoanie]

I danced the macarena with a squirrel because I'm cool like that.:D

[tough guy]

i yelled at a squirrell because the voices told me to..LOL


at least mine is true:eek: :D

[mirage7000]

Gee I don't feel too bad because I did the macarena with a ninja because the voices told me to! :)

[DezaRay24]

I had lunch with a homeless guy because that's how I roll

[csbking4]

I choked on a stuffed animal because I was high

funny!

[sheila_361]

I murdered my cell phone because I hate myself.

[Crick]

I ran over a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[tnfuhs]

I danced with a squirrel because I'm cool like that and because I'm NOT a homosexual and because I'm cool and because I hate myself, and because I'm sexy and do what I want and because the voices told me too. (My shirt is tye-dyed) lol

[girlwithsoul]

I loved an ipod because I hate my family. ;)

[CAMSmama]

I murdered Chuck Norris Because that's how I roll!!!

[farmmnger]

I choked on a goat because I'm cool and I'm an animal lover.

[nedthenanite]

i yelled at a stuffed animal because i can't control myself.
yikes!

[nedthenanite]

donna's is....
'i ran over a monster because that's how i roll.'

[stresseater]

I had lunch with my brother cause I'm cool like that. :cool: :cool: ;)

[tsquared]

I danced with your mom because i'm cool like that

[mamalamas]

I danced the macarena with a fireman because that is how I roll

[wyrmslyph]

I kicked a monster because I cant control myself.

[Shancopp]

I danced with a permanent marker because I'm cool like that.

[amysusi]

I choked on a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want.