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MistyWolf
02-17-2007, 08:50 PM
First Grade Insight

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her
class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a
well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the
proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.Their
insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are
first graders--6-year-olds-- because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses..................until they stop running.

2. Strike while the.......................... bug is close.

3. It's darkest before.................Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of ------.termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but -------how?

6. Don't bite the hand that-------- looks dirty.

7. No news is.........................impossible.

8 . A miss is as good as a ............... Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new ...... math.

10. If you lie down with dogs,....... you'll stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust .-............. me.

12. The pen is mightier than the.......... .........pigs.

13. An idle mind is..............................the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's ....... ...........pollution.

15. Happy the bride who........... .......gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is .................not much

17. Two's company, three's ................ the Musketeers

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ....... you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs wi th you, cry and.....you have to
blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ............ Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not .........spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed .----- get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you ......... see in the picture
on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind ......... get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one!

25. Better late than.................................. pregnant

DIRKSWIFE4
02-17-2007, 09:13 PM
too cute. Kids do say the darnedest things............

btw loves the last one................

ladyfoob
02-18-2007, 11:06 AM
Kids say the darnest things!! My son is a first grader. When he started to read he was reading every sign. Well, this one day we were coming over to my FIL's and there was this tree that had a For Sale on it. My son goes mom why is that tree For Sale??. It was so funny. He was serious, I had to explain to him that the land behind it was for sale. So he had to say, then Put a Big For Sale sign On the Land not the tree it confuses ppl.;)

sandooch
02-18-2007, 05:44 PM
I love the things young kids come up with. That last one is a classic.