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Airbuswife
12-18-2006, 10:02 PM
Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Pittsburgh who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus.

My parents live in Shadyside and one of my sisters, who
lives in Oakland, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters,
who are prostitutes in East Liberty.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence for the murder of a teenage boy in Shaler in 1994. The
other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in Atlanta and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.

All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancé and
look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to
be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin, who is a Philadelphia Eagle fan?

Signed,
"Steeler Fan Worried About My Reputation"

belleofpa
12-18-2006, 10:13 PM
Lol

tsquared
12-19-2006, 04:36 AM
LOL ...........Steelers definately made people wanna hide this year