Airbuswife
12-18-2006, 10:02 PM
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Pittsburgh who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus.
My parents live in Shadyside and one of my sisters, who
lives in Oakland, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters,
who are prostitutes in East Liberty.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence for the murder of a teenage boy in Shaler in 1994. The
other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in Atlanta and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancé and
look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to
be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin, who is a Philadelphia Eagle fan?
Signed,
"Steeler Fan Worried About My Reputation"
I am a crack dealer in Pittsburgh who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus.
My parents live in Shadyside and one of my sisters, who
lives in Oakland, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters,
who are prostitutes in East Liberty.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence for the murder of a teenage boy in Shaler in 1994. The
other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in Atlanta and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancé and
look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to
be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin, who is a Philadelphia Eagle fan?
Signed,
"Steeler Fan Worried About My Reputation"