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mficke0713
08-04-2006, 02:25 AM
REPEAT:

What did Caroline Rhea say her father did in addition to being a Star Wars fan?
*Worked as an obstetrician gynecologist

What did Josh Blue say he did in the self-checkout lane at the grocery store?
*Scanned box of cereal multiple times

What did Michele Balan say she did after she learned she had been cut from the show?
*Felt grateful for the experience

What did Ty Barnett say he did that got him a traffic ticket?
*Failed to wear seatbelt

What did Caroline Rhea say people do rather than accept a compliment from her?
*Reveal a dark secret about themselves

What did Caroline Rhea say she did that showed her that her cheeks were chubby?
*Hung up her telephone by accident

What did Josh Blue say he had done to cope with the pressure of being on the show?
*Started to drink alcohol all day

What did Ty Barnett say people should have to do before having children?
*Take a parental aptitude test

What did Jay London do after Anthony Clarke had sent the comics back?
*Staggered onstage with mic stand

What did Josh Blue say he did while shaving his face?
*Prayed to a higher power

What did Jay London tell the audience about his jokes during his warm-up set?
*Were written by a young child

What did Ty Barnett say substance abusers did to annoy him?
*Complained about their disease

What did Caroline Rhea say she did that showed her that her cheeks were chubby?
*Hung up her telephone by accident
*Viagra

What did Caroline Rhea say she would be doing now if she had gotten married at a young age?
*Going up for parole from prison
*Viagra