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mficke0713
07-28-2006, 02:12 AM
REPEAT:

What did Chris Porter say that people did in Los Angeles traffic that they really shouldn't do?
*Honked their horns repeatedly

What did Josh Blue say would be the reason that he lost the contest?
*Thought the show's votes were rigged

What did Ty Barnett say was the advantage of wearing all black?
*Made you look thinner than you really were

What did Michele Balan say that she would not do if she won the contest?
*Guarantee not having a heart attack

What did Chris Porter joke that a person would do after purchasing a two-pack of caskets at a store?
*Threaten to throw their kids inside one for misbehaving

What did Gary Gulman say was the key to staying in a relationship?
*Keeping love life fresh

What did Roz say that being on the show had done for her?
*Taken her career beyond her wildest dreams

What did Chris Porter and Josh Blue do after learning that they would be performing on the show?
*Skipped off stage holding hands

What did Ty Barnett say made him feel better about coming onstage?
*Seeing the crowd stand up

What did Michele Balan joke was part of being old and single?
*Wanting someone who drove at night

What did Chris Porter say led to his ending up in the last five comics standing?
*Performing bad gigs for no pay for years

What did Josh Blue do an impression of his soccer teammates trying to do?
*Applying deodorant after a game

What did Chris Porter joke that a person would do after purchasing a two-pack of caskets at a store?
*Threaten to throw their kids inside one for misbehaving
*Costco

What did Chris Porter say that people did in Los Angeles traffic that they really shouldn't do?
*Honked their horns repeatedly
*Apple iPod

What did Chris Porter say led to his ending up in the last five comics standing?
*Performing bad gigs for no pay for years
*Universal Studios Hollywood

gbanni57
07-28-2006, 03:19 PM
In a movie commercial during this show, what did a superintendent discover after one of his daily rounds at an apartment complex?
Mysterious being in the public swimming pool
"Lady in the Water"