Jolie Rouge
07-17-2006, 10:26 PM
The Theology of Toys
You've all heard that Capitalistic phrase, "He who dies with the most toys, wins"?
Here are some others:
Hare Krishna: He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Judaism: He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican: They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox: No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians: He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism: There is no toy maker.
Polytheism: There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism: The toys made themselves.
Scientology: We are the toys.
Communism: Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.
Ba'hai: All toys are just fine with us.
Amish: Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism: The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
Mormonism: Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo: Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Hedonism: Hang the rule book! Let's play!
7th Day Adventist: He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ: He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist: Once played always played.
Jehovah's Witnesses: He who "places" the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism: He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism: Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism: Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism: We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play.
You've all heard that Capitalistic phrase, "He who dies with the most toys, wins"?
Here are some others:
Hare Krishna: He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Judaism: He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican: They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox: No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians: He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism: There is no toy maker.
Polytheism: There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism: The toys made themselves.
Scientology: We are the toys.
Communism: Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.
Ba'hai: All toys are just fine with us.
Amish: Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism: The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
Mormonism: Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo: Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Hedonism: Hang the rule book! Let's play!
7th Day Adventist: He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ: He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist: Once played always played.
Jehovah's Witnesses: He who "places" the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism: He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism: Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism: Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism: We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play.