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mficke0713
06-21-2006, 03:23 AM
REPEAT:

What did Bil Dwyer say his friend liked to do with a laser pointer when visiting a bar?
*Point out attractive women

What did Gabriel Iglesias joke was the reason that the police pulled him over one night while he was performing his stand-up routine?
*Smelled the donuts he had in his car

What did Rebecca Corry tell Garry Marshall she did with a group of children?
*Went trick-or-treating at his house

What did Josh Blue say about the beds in his new room during clips from a future episode?
*Were about five inches apart

What did Michele Balan say she could do instead of dying after her name was announced as a winner?
*Hang around a little longer

What did Doug Benson say people were more likely to do than suffer shark attacks?
*Get assaulted by domesticated pigs

What did Gerry Dee say he did to get by while teaching twelfth grade history?
*Told numerous lies to the students

What did J. Chris Newberg say he would do if he was a rapper?
*Fear using a spell check

What did Nikki Payne say she was willing to do to get into the house?
*Cause bodily harm to herself

What did Ty Barrett say he would be able to do now that he was a finalist?
*Provide more for his family

What did Rebecca Corry say she had done recently while performing her stand-up routine?
*Decided to join a gym and work out

What did Tim Meadows do after Anthony Clark introduced him?
*Threw treats out into the crowd

What did Bil Dwyer say he remembered doing after hearing his name called out by Anthony Clark as a contestant moving on?
*Giving high-fives as he rushed out

What did Flip Schultz do during his stand-up routine as he discussed a woman he met at a nightclub?
*Impersonated her giving a sneaky hickey
*Botox Cosmetic

What did Michele Balan say she could do instead of dying after her name was announced as a winner?
*Hang around a little longer
*Capital One

What did Tim Meadows do after Anthony Clark introduced him?
*Threw treats out into the crowd
*Capital One

What did Doug Benson say people were more likely to do than suffer shark attacks?
*Get assaulted by domesticated pigs
*Tivo Digital Recorder

senecaair1
06-21-2006, 10:55 AM
What did Rebecca Corry say during her stand-up routine that she had done recently?
Decided to join a gym and work out