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mficke0713
06-07-2006, 01:47 AM
What did Matt Fulchiron say he liked to do instead of being a "go-getter"?
*Drink wine straight from box

What did Matt Fulchiron say a girl did when she went out with him on a date?
*Wore a skirt over her jeans

What did Joey Gay say about himself that made him very eager and deserving to win the competition?
*LIved over a funeral home

What did Josh Wolf do when he found out he would not be moving on in the competition?
*Said he was giving up comedy as he fought back tears

What did Wild Willy Parsons say he was doing twenty years ago?
*Living out of his old car

What did Doug Mellard say he did when he went back home to visit his parents?
*Tried on a uniform from his childhood

Why did Roz say she was always late for work?
*Wanted to make the day go by faster

What did Joey Gay do when he learned he was moving on in the competition?
*Said it felt like he had a winning lottery ticket

What did Josh Blue do when he learned he had been voted the "Audience Favorite"?
*Said he had discovered that he was pretty good at comedy

What did April Macie do during her set that prompted her to make a strange face?
*Pretended to pull up jeans with pliers

What did Kira Soltanovich say she and her boyfriend did while they vacationed in Mexico?
*Took lessons to swim with dolphins

What did Anthony Clark say several comics would do if they failed to advance to the next round before he introduced the celebrity talent scouts?
*Appear on game show to win money

What did Doug Mellard say he did when he went back home to visit his parents?
*Tried on a uniform from his childhood
*Dungeons & Dragons

What did Anthony Clark say several comics would do if they failed to advance to the next round before he introduced the celebrity talent scouts?
*Appear on game show to win money
*Capital One

Why did Roz say she was always late for work?
*Wanted to make the day go by faster
*Capitol Records

What did Josh Blue do when he learned he had been voted the "Audience Favorite"?
*Said he had discovered that he was pretty good at comedy
*Capital One

mficke0713
06-07-2006, 01:47 AM
COMMERCIALS:

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do in an office after he ran out of a particular supply, before he laughed at a coworker's suggestion and said, "Like that's real"?
*Explained concept of "ink fairy" who replaced cartridges while he slept
*Staples
*Get $3 off when you bring in an empty cartridge

In a commercial during this show, who saw the reflection of a red SUV, which an announcer described as one "you never saw coming" in a mirror that protruded from a wall?
*Office worker taking drink from water fountain
*Mazda CX-7
*Log on to Web site