View Full Version : Ever say something out loud, and don't know why you did it? LOL
Kyla Kym
04-19-2006, 11:47 PM
Well I did tonight.
I was in the grocery store and was talking on the phone. I looked ahead of me and I blurted out loud what I seen in front of me. I said it so loud the person I was talking about had to have heard me....and for the life of me I don't know why I blurted it out so loud. :o
I guess I was so in shock at the sight of a huge bare hiney on some woman that was bigger than Anna Nicole Smith when she was fat....I just couldn't believe my eyes...there was this huge naked hiney staring back at me from the meat section. :eek: The woman was leaned over picking out meat in a tiny black dress that didn't cover her butt at all when she leaned over. And the best I could tell she didn't have any panties on what so ever! When I blurted out "OMG! Her butt is hanging out all over the place, she turned around and I couldn't stop my mouth...I started laughing out loud.....the front of her tiny black dress was cut all the way down to her belly button and she had the hugest old looking boobs I had ever seen and they where about to pop out everywhere......I don't know what came over me to blurt that out when I seen her. I'm normally not that type of person...but it just shocked me so much to see something like that. Maybe because I live in a hick town...who knows...LOL :D
hblueeyes
04-20-2006, 12:30 AM
I commend you for doing her a favor. She obviously had no clue she looked so bad. But then again she had to have known if she turned around. I give you 4 stars for the blooper of the day.
me :p
Rocket Cowgirl
04-20-2006, 01:54 AM
That is hilarious, maybe she will do the world a favor and think a little harder about what she is wearing the next time she decides to go out in public.
VALENA-)45
04-20-2006, 04:27 AM
Now, everytime she looks at that dress, she will think of you.
delSol
04-20-2006, 07:13 AM
lol, she must have a house with no mirrors!!!!
I would of said something too, I cna be bad like that
NoFoolPrice
04-20-2006, 08:13 AM
I think she probably did know that her arse and everything else was hanging out. I have noticed a trend in the last couple years of 'fluffy' women wearing little tight shorts and skirts and belly-baring tops that barely contain their special endowments. What really kills me is to see them in low cut pants with a bit of thong showing at the waist, oh, so sexy! Maybe it's a 'take pride in your body, self-esteem thing', I don't know. I'm slender and I would never be caught dead exposing as much skin (and fat) as the obese women I see around town. Maybe it's to get attention, who knows, your comment might have made her day, KylaKym!
tljohn123
04-20-2006, 08:14 AM
OMG i think I saw that same person in the store I work at!!!! She was wearing a muscle tshirt for crying out loud...and no bra. YUUUUUUUCK!!
delSol
04-20-2006, 08:36 AM
this reminded me of this - I hope no one takes offense, it is not my intent, really. and truth be told, I don't think either one belong with there undies hangin out!
http://www.willisms.com/archives/themaindifferencebetweeneuropeandusa.gif
Prunella
04-20-2006, 09:06 AM
Maybe she was there to find some meat - other than hamburger? :D :eek:
Kyla Kym
04-20-2006, 03:35 PM
LOL you guys are so funny! :D That photo is priceless! :p
I sure don't know what is running through people's minds to make them want to do things like that, other than maybe they are trying to entertain the rest of us. I swear if a clown would have came through the store turning handstands I wouldn't have found it near as comical as that naked hiney woman. :D
morninglight23
04-20-2006, 03:40 PM
ROFLMAO :eek:
Bliss
04-20-2006, 06:06 PM
I sure don't know what is running through people's minds to make them want to do things like that, other than maybe they are trying to entertain the rest of us.
They do look ridiculous... The bleach is never close enough to pour into your eyes.
Bliss
04-20-2006, 06:10 PM
Maybe she was there to find some meat - other than hamburger? :D :eek:
LMFAO - I'm sure it was her main goal.
xtrememom
04-22-2006, 12:07 AM
You must have been seeing my next door neighbor who dresses like that. She can bleach your hair as she is always drunk why men pick that disgusting thing up we'll never know and she hasnt figured otu why the whole neighborhood calls her "porcupine".
Thongs hanging out of pants skinny or obese GROSS EWW
NoFoolPrice
04-22-2006, 06:43 AM
You must have been seeing my next door neighbor who dresses like that. She can bleach your hair as she is always drunk why men pick that disgusting thing up we'll never know and she hasnt figured otu why the whole neighborhood calls her "porcupine".
Thongs hanging out of pants skinny or obese GROSS EWW
Lol, I think I figured out the 'porcupine' but what is the 'bleach your hair' mean?
iluvmybaby
04-22-2006, 08:11 AM
:o I can top that, I asked a women when she was due ((she looked 9 months pregneat)) she was so nice about it, turns out she wasnt pregneat at all!
Njean31
04-22-2006, 10:08 AM
:o I can top that, I asked a women when she was due ((she looked 9 months pregneat)) she was so nice about it, turns out she wasnt pregneat at all!
this right here is why i'm getting a tummy tuck...or alteast why i want one ;)
Prunella
04-22-2006, 10:19 AM
You must have been seeing my next door neighbor who dresses like that. She can bleach your hair as she is always drunk why men pick that disgusting thing up we'll never know and she hasnt figured otu why the whole neighborhood calls her "porcupine".We had one of those in my old neighborhood. Everyone called her The Tool Box. :eek:
Kyla Kym
04-22-2006, 12:14 PM
:o I can top that, I asked a women when she was due ((she looked 9 months pregneat)) she was so nice about it, turns out she wasnt pregneat at all!
OMG! I did that once too, it was a long time ago and the woman was skinny but had a huge belly. I'll never again ask anyone as long as I live when their baby is due, unless I know for sure they are pregnant. :p
xtrememom
04-25-2006, 02:49 PM
Lol, I think I figured out the 'porcupine' but what is the 'bleach your hair' mean?
She is so full of alcohol her breath could bleach your hair !
I am telling you you can smell her walking up the road a block a two away, she staggers down the street, soon we shall be rid of her, she is getting evicted, she is in default on her mortgage and lot rent so off she will go into rehab or jail I hope.
xtrememom
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