Late Show With David Letterman 2/10 11:35 4600+ pts.

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What did Dave say every country would do during a "lame" Olympics opening ceremony?
*Have pop song as anthem

What did Dave say Bodie Miller did during the opening ceremony at the Olympics?
*Touched his nose and recited the alphabet

What did Dave say during his monologue about people getting pushed in front of subway trains in New York City?
*Happened less often than ever

What did Paul do during Michael Buble's performance?
*Played along on the harmonica

What did Martha Stewart tell Dave he would have to do to be on the cover of her magazine?
*Marry his significant other

What did Dave say during the "Top Ten" that people would do if they didn't like watching the Olympics?
*Tune into his show

What did Martha Stewart tell Dave she did in Florida?
*Went to a space program

What did Martha Stewart do when she walked out to greet Dave before her interview?
*Gave him a large bouquet of flowers

What did Dave do to a man sitting in the audience during a comedy quiz segment?
*Asked him about current events

What did Dave do after Michael Buble sang a song?
*Gave him vase of roses

What did dolphins do in Marineland after the "Will It Float" contest?
*Performed flips in pool

What did Dave say he did with the "Will It Float" segment of his show?
*Took it out on the road
*Xbox

What did Dave say during his monologue about people getting pushed in front of subway trains in New York City?
*Happened less often than ever
*Western Union

What did Dave say during the "Top Ten" that people would do if they didn't like watching the Olympics?
*Tune into his show
*O'Douls

What did Dave say every country would do during a "lame" Olympics opening ceremony?
*Have pop song as anthem
*Hot Pockets

What movie was featured in this program?
*"Big Momma's House 2"

What movie was featured in this program?
*Brokeback Mountain

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In a commercial during this show, what were the passengers of a black SUV doing instead of watching the DVD playing inside their empty vehicle?
Looking out on a vast, remote mountain range that was the subject of a documentary
Jeep Commander
Can get you anywhere you want to go


In a commercial during this show, what did one of two doctors standing over a patient in a hospital room do that made the patient's wife and daughter give looks of deep concern?
Zapped buzzing fly with defibrillator paddles and declared, "That killed him"
Ameriquest Mortgage
They won't "judge too quickly"


In a commercial during this show, what happened after a man presented a woman with diamond earrings during a Valentine's Day dinner?
Older man gave his wife a gift after she spoke about when they were first together
Kay Jewelers
Diamonds are available for large range of prices/Get free plush puppies with purchase



In a commercial during this show, who ate soup out of containers after a similar container was heated in a microwave and displayed against a white background as a song about "possibilities" played?
People at home or at work, such as a father on front steps as his son ran out
Campbell's
Easy to enjoy anywhere


In a commercial during this show, what was unusual about a black car parked outside of a building with a lot of stairs as different people on various days of the week attempted to look at it?
Protected with booby traps, such as electric shock, trap doors, and tree snare
Mercury Milan
Has reasonable starting price


In a commercial during this show, what was a woman doing in anticipation of her vacation before "Personal Trip Guide" appeared in white while an announcer talked about "making a blatant declaration"?
Crossing off dates on a wall calendar with a red magic marker
Expedia.com
Helps you plan your vacation


In a commercial during this show, what was a woman doing on a beach when her eyes became dry before she used eye drops?
Modeling in front of a large fan
Visine Pure Tears
Features one-click, no-mess dispenser