usascs
10-19-2005, 05:53 AM
Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...
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10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
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8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/usascs/witch2.gif6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
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4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
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2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
and last but not least...
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1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
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Happy Halloween!
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10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/usascs/bat.gif
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/usascs/witch2.gif6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/usascs/ghost.gif
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/usascs/pumpkin.gif
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
and last but not least...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/usascs/bigpumpkin.gif
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/usascs/ghost.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/usascs/ghost.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/usascs/ghost.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/usascs/ghost.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/usascs/ghost.gif
Happy Halloween!