Saturday Night Live 10/1 11:29 4800-5600+ pts.

[mficke0713]

What did "Pres. George W. Bush" say he did without his suit jacket on when visiting the Gulf Coast?
*Handed out water

What did Horatio Sanz say he did after ordering pizza during rehearsal?
*Left without paying

What did Grandma Lundford do when she came on stage?
*Played banjo

What did Bill Hader and Andy Samberg do during "Weekend Update"?
*Traded impressions

What reason did the Needlers give for arriving late to the restaurant?
*Were pulled over on highway

What did the baseball team do to "John Roberts" during "TV Funhouse"?
*Beat him up

What did Lorne Michaels do to make sure that Kanye West wouldn't say anything "crazy"?
*Sent Finesse Mitchell to talk to him

What did Mr. Needler do when the waiter asked if he wanted a drink?
*Requested sleeping pills

What did Steve Carell do for Horatio Sanz during the opening monologue?
*Handed him money

What was notable about the instrumentalists in Kanye West's "Gold Digger"?
*Had on masks

What did "Aaron Neville" do because he had coco butter on his hands during the "Anderson Cooper 360" sketch?
*Dropped hammer

What did "Tony Danza" do during the "Anderson Cooper 360" sketch?
*Sawed chair in half

What did Horatio Sanz say Suge Knight did to Joe Paterno during "Weekend Update"?
*Shot him
*Nike

What did Horatio Sanz say a hurricane did to Gov. Kathleen Blanco during "Weekend Update"?
*Hit her from behind
*Greyhound

What did Amy Poehler say the nation did that hurt its image during "Weekend Update"?
*Let citizens drown
*Amytrak

What happened during the "CNN" simulation?
*People caught on fire
*Terra Chips

What did Steve Carell learn while watching TV that he said he couldn't believe?
*Male seahorses got pregnant
*JetBlue Airways

What did "Al Pacino" say he was going to do that prompted him to leave during the "Anderson Cooper 360" sketch?
*Save dog from tree
NOT> Scooby-Doo

[mficke0713]

COMMERCIALS:

In a movie commercial during this show, what was Kiera Knightley?
*Ruthless bounty hunter
*"Domino"

In a commercial during this show, what was a man doing when he was stopped and authorities insisted on a thorough search of his car after finding hidden compartments?
*Trying to pass through checkpoint at border into another country
*Volkswagen Passat
*Available with many unusual options

[exferryguy]

In a commercial during this show, what did various colored SUVs do against a black-and-white spiral and solid color backgrounds before orange SUVs stretched resemble a futuristic city as a man was heard singing, "Not a moment too soon"?
Formed kaleidoscope patterns
Chevy HHR
Starts at $15,990

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do in a kitchen after asking a man who was sitting on a chair using a laptop, what he wanted for dinner?
Stared at cupboards filled with cans of chicken and beef
Chili's Grill & Bar :p
Triple Dipper Dinner

In a movie commerical during this show, what was Matthew McConaughey's special talent that got him a high-paying job with Al Pacino?
Arranging winning bets on sporting events
"Two for the Money"

[rosiesbrat]

What happened that shocked Amy Poehler as she was traveling?
Fuel was dumped in ocean
NOT Sony

In a commercial during this show, what did a crew in a high-tech seacraft, a pilot in a military plane, and an aircraft carrier do over water as rock music played?
NOT Communicated with search team
NOT Coordinated landing in ocean
NOT Integrated exercises during training

What did "Al Pacino" say he was going to do that prompted him to leave during the "Anderson Cooper 360" sketch?
*Save dog from tree
SpongeBob SquarePants