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mficke0713
10-01-2005, 03:42 PM
What did Dave do after Gwyneth Paltrow sat down?
*Discussed her daughter's first name

What did Dave do after the band played a song following his monologue?
*Honored jazz musician who survived hurricane

What did Gwyneth Paltrow say her daughter did at a farmer's market in San Francisco?
*Became excited about cheese

What did Dave say jokingly that Nero did when Rome was burning?
*Refused to cut vacation short

What did Gwyneth Paltrow reveal that she did during one childhood summer?
*Went to nudist camp

What did Dave say jokingly that he'd seen a vendor do in response to New York City's drought?
*Shave using hot dog water

What did Gwyneth Paltrow say about her most recent airplane flight?
*Was turned around due to instrument failure

What did Dave say during the Top Ten segment that a university shouldn't do?
*Offer jobs as professors to students

What did Gwyneth Paltrow say she did that resulted in unusual circles on her back?
*Tried foreign healing technique

What did Alan Kalter do to Dave after Gwyneth Paltrow left the stage?
*Cursed him for stealing interview

What did Dave mistakenly do while telling a joke about Sen. Robert Byrd?
*Multiplied numbers incorrectly

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger shown doing in a mock commercial?
*Touching bodybuilder's arm muscle
*California Protein

What did Dave say to a member of the band before he put away the "Late Show" bear?
*Warned him not to bend his trombone
*Kool-Aid

What did Dave do at the desk just before reading the Top Ten?
*Imitated several birds
*I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

What did Dave do after mentioning that the U.S. Open was halfway done?
*Asked audience if they had "tennis fever"
*OfficeMax

What did Dave say the president of FEMA did during his previous job of running a horse club?
*Took pictures of different kids on ponies
*Candy Land