Saturday Night Live 9/24 11:30 4800-5600+ pts.

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What did Seth Meyers say on "Weekend Update" that he did to injure himself?
*Walked into door

What did "Alex Trebek" tell "Sean Connery" about his mother?
*Lived in nursing home

Why did Maya Rudolph's neighbors visit from the basement?
*Found leak

What did Will Ferrell do to make his arm hurt while waiting tables?
*Ground pepper

What happened to WIll Ferrell while rapping at the Oracle Conclave?
*Fell off stage

What did Seth Meyers do for Amy Poehler on "Weekend Update?"
*Gave her bus ticket

What technical difficulty did Will Ferrell suffer at the Oracle Conclave?
*Shirt rubbed microphone

What did the Jeopardy contestants do for Final Jeopardy?
*Wrote math problems

What did Will Ferrell do while singing at the start of the show?
*Wet pants

What did Amy Poehler say a giraffe had done at a zoo during "Weekend Update"?
*Spread disease

What did Will Ferrell tell his neighbors from the basement about himself?
*Aspired to pop stardom

What did Shazzang do to the Rajah?
*Tortured him

What did Amy Poehler do when Tina Fey discussed a beer truck crashing in Canada during "Weekend Update"?
*Sang song about partying
*Burger King Enormous Omelette Sandwich

What was a man doing in a hallway as he ran into Amy Poehler during a fake pharmaceutical commercial?
*Holding a baby
*Nike

How did Amy Poehler say "things" were for her during "Weekend Update"?
*Going great
NOT> Tabasco

What did Amy Poehler do with assorted men during a fake pharmaceutical commercial?
*Brought them back to her apartment
*John Deere

What were last year's convention-goers seen doing in photographs at the Oracle Conclave?
*Sitting around a dinner table
NOT> Motel 6

[exferryguy]

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman want her husband to do while he sat in a chair in the living room and ignored her in favor of the computer?
Choose between only two dinner options that filled entire pantry
Chili's Grill & Bar :p
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In a commercial during this show, what did a man do with a giant piece of candy that illustrated an announcer's point that "you wouldn't want them any bigger"?
Knocked himself out of his chair after tossing it in air
Mega M&M's
Are larger and come in different varieties

In a commercial during this show, what happened as an announcer discussed trucks while vehicles drove over different terrains in cities and the country?
Black and white text appeared against a red background
Chevrolet
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In a movie commercial during this show, what did small-town diner owner Viggo Mortensen do before Ed Harris began to threaten him and his family?
Shot and killed two men in self-defense
"A History of Violence"