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heartlvrs
08-05-2005, 02:42 PM
Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

POSTED: 4:02 pm EDT August 5, 2005
UPDATED: 4:15 pm EDT August 5, 2005

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

http://www.wsoctv.com/news/4815844/detail.html

cpbaby
08-05-2005, 02:46 PM
WOW! What a friend, huh?

Angelseyes28
08-05-2005, 02:52 PM
LMAO I guess that killed his sex life while he was under lockdown:D

andreame70
08-05-2005, 02:52 PM
Talk about having someone by the balls!
Ohhh me...lmao
He is lucky that he doesn't have any lasting effects from it.

Can you imagine having to go into the ER and tell them that you have this problem? LOL and he kept it on for two weeks, OMG this is too funny for words!

Andrea

Angel Lips
08-05-2005, 03:08 PM
LMAO...stinks to be that guy

queenangie
08-05-2005, 04:56 PM
lol