Driver's Test

[bribella]

DRIVER'S TEST

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window:
NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes
of traffic:
NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator:
BOSTON

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat decaf cappuccino, cradling
cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun on lap:
LOS ANGELES

6. One hand on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror:
OHIO but driving in CALIFORNIA

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
turned to talk to someone in back seat:
ITALY

8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling
cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering
wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE---Very true I am guilty of this myself LOL!

9. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield, driving 35 m.p.h. on the interstate in the left hand lane with left
blinker on:
PALM SPRINGS

10. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
both feet on accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's
bag out window:
TEXAS

11. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun in rear window, cans
on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
ALABAMA

[buttrfli]

hey they left out Oklahoma....

One hand on shotgun, one hand flipping the bird at the person in front of you :D

[justme23]

DRIVER'S TEST

10. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
both feet on accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's
bag out window:
TEXAS



That's hillarious -- course, around here, they drive more like New Jersey -- I am notorious for cutting from the hov lane all the way to the far right lane (that's 5 lanes) on 635, withOUT a blinker and flippin anybody who doesn't like it off... hubby swears I'm gonna get shot. Ok, I really don't do much flippin anymore, ppl really do get murdered for that now days -- but I *do* cut across the five lanes of traffic... you either do it or miss your exit and there aint no turnin on blinker and waitin around cause the minute you turn it on, they all speed up and won't let you in... and ppl wonder why they get cut off so much!!

[Willow]

I like those. lol

[eve17]

lmao :D :D :D thats great

[Shann]

hehe too funny.. although I've seen all those drivers around here. I hate attempted to get across traffic. You turn your turning signal on and will wait for five mintues b/c NOT ONE FREAKING person will let you over. You have to wait for an opportunity to fly over and end up cutting someone off. What is wrong w/ drivers today? I know they don't treat ppl how to drive like that in drivers ed???