purplerose23
06-13-2005, 04:19 PM
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. I
mean really big. I'll bet your butt is bigger than the barbeque." With
that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill. Then
he went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom. "Yeah, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than
the barbeque!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that
night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off. "What's
wrong?" he asks. She answers,"Do you really think I'm going to fire
up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. I
mean really big. I'll bet your butt is bigger than the barbeque." With
that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill. Then
he went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom. "Yeah, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than
the barbeque!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that
night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off. "What's
wrong?" he asks. She answers,"Do you really think I'm going to fire
up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"