funny Tshirt sayings......(FUNNY!!)

[purplerose23]

Here are several funny shirts I have seen......Enjoy and feel free to add yours!

"Please dont stare, jealousy is so unattractive"
"Yeah, you need gum"
"Can I trade my mother in law in?"
"You ought to be in pictures....at the post office"
"I am on the 'Eat as there is no tomorrow' Diet"
"Even Money says you are odd"
"I do not skinny dip, I chunky dunk!"
"Silly boys, trucks are for girls!"
"Danger: Mouth operates faster than brain"
"I am not speeding, I am qualifying!"
"Chick with attitude/brains"
"Please shower before entering the gene pool"
"Everyone is born right handed, only the gifted overcome it" (Im a lefty)
"Im confused, wait....maybe Im not"
"Miss Behavior"
"Chocolate....catnip for women"
"Mom likes ME best"
"Get Ready, Get Set, GO AWAY"
"The Queen is not amused"
"Stupid people make me sad"
"Dont make me get the flying monkeys"
"This too shall pass"
"Life is too short to cook for you people"
"Half baked"
"Dain Bramage"
"Better to have love & lost than to live with the psycho the rest of life"

Hope these got your funny bones.............any others out there??? :)

[nanajoanie]

"Chocolate....catnip for women"


My Favorite :D Great list and thanks.

[Lori63]

Don't start with me, because you will not win!

[stresseater]

If I throw a stick, will you go away? :D

[Angel Lips]

the queen is not amused that would be me

[lpelham]

I saw one today that was a hoot - "Stupidity isn't a crime, you are free to go"

Libby

[firechick]

Oh man I so needed to LOL these are a trip...LOL Love them I saved some of them so I can write them to tshirt transfers....lol
Thanks
Kelly

[YankeeMary]

Do I look like I care? (bought a shirt that says this for my 15 year old son,really fits..lol)

[NINK]

my daughter has a camo shirt that says "majior brat" and my friends daughter has a camo shirt with "majior cutey"

i saw one online today that said "i'm not Elmo, but tickle me anyway"

[Sha]

My mother and I collect T-shirts and other things with sayings...here are some of them I know:

"It's cute how you THINK I'm listening"

"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke"

"Please don't interupt me while I am ignoring you"

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you"

"Therapy helps, but screaming obsenities is cheaper"

"Did you eat a bowl full of stupid this morning?"

"Being a crabby B**ch is part of my charm"

"I hear voices and they don't like you"

"I could blame it on PMS, but I am really just a B****"

"I like you, I'll kill you last"

"Your parents lied. Your not special, your just stupid"

"My mother doesn't just enjoy guilt trips, she runs the travel agency"

"My family is a freak show, without the tent"

"People like you are the reason people like me need medication."

"Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already"

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing"

"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies"

"Next mood swing: 6 minutes"

"I hate everybody, and you're next"

"Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?"

"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time"

"I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun"

"To Save Us Both Time,
ASSUME I KNOW
EVERYTHING"

This one is my favorite.....
"Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out, but I usually shut the B**** up with chocolate"

Ok....I will have to stop now! I am enjoying this thread way too much...Thanks... :) :p ;)

[joni1269]

"Don't annoy the crazy person"

[YNKYH8R]

"Life is too short but for YOU it is not short enough." :D

[firechick]

Oh man I sit here LOL with tears as I read those to my dh.....LOL....Thanks Sha. Dh said he would love to see more if you got more.
Thanks
Kelly

[cleaningla]

Life isn't short, we're just dead to darn long.

[Sha]

Ok...I had to come back in here and tell you about the shirt I seen this guy wearing last night at dinner. It was written upside down and it said
"If you can read this, please prop me back up on the bar stool"

OMG! I about died laughing. I asked him where he got it and he said at some street fair. Too funny.