DBackFan
03-02-2005, 06:45 PM
> President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the
> American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an
> hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present
> standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how
> he had signed "YES" 1,237 times-> for every Indian issue that came to
> his desk for approval.
>
> Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he
> seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red
> brothers".
>
> At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President
> with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The
> proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
>
> A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they
> come to select the new name given to the President. They explained that
> Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no
> longer fly.
>
Hehehehehe.....cracked me up.
> American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an
> hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present
> standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how
> he had signed "YES" 1,237 times-> for every Indian issue that came to
> his desk for approval.
>
> Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he
> seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red
> brothers".
>
> At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President
> with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The
> proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
>
> A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they
> come to select the new name given to the President. They explained that
> Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no
> longer fly.
>
Hehehehehe.....cracked me up.