NFL Oakland @ Kansas City Quarter 2 ~ 2200

[quill]

What did Armen Keteyian say that Kerry Collins told him about his off the field troubles?
*Was humbled by alcoholism

What did dan Dierdorf say about the Raiders offensive line?
*Had most penalties in NFL

What did Dan Dierdorf say about the Raiders when they tried a "pooch kick" in the second quarter?
*Designed to prevent Dante Hall from getting ball

What did Dan Dierdorf say about Tony Gonzalez after he scored a touchdown in the second quarter?
*Was mystified he got free release off the line scrimmage

What did Dick Enberg say about the Chiefs' fans?
*Were proud to have loudest stadium

What did Dan Dierdorf say about Trent Green in the second quarter?
*Didn't need Michael Vick-like speed for pocket movement

What did Dan Dierdoff say when Zach Crockett scored the Raiders a touchdown in the second quarter?
*Goal line was "not the place to wear ballerina slippers"

What did Al Michaels say Shannon Sharpe would be doing this week?
*Discussing the "playoff picture"
*America Online

What did Dick Enberg say about the upcoming "Halftime Report"?
*Featured Colts-Chargers preview
*Nextel

[quill]

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer do while different men were seen operating ATVs through the woods and over rocky terrain?
**Listed available models
**Suzuki
**Includes choice of Warn Winch for $69.99 or $200 worth of Makita tools

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do to get closer to a group of burly men referred to as the "heavy hitters" in his life who "impact" him most?
*Invited them on spa vacation
*MasterCard
*Trip for up to twenty people anywhere

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do in his home before and after a car drove along an empty, elevated road as traffic accumulated on a nearby highway?
*Watched long-winded traffic report
*Acura RL
*Real-time traffic monitoring system

In a commercial during this show, why did a man end up on his roof with Santa Claus making small talk over a cup of coffee?
*His present was too big for chimney
*Black & Decker Home Café
*Brews as well as any coffeehouse

In a commercial during this show, what were members of a family, who raised their glasses in a toast at a restaurant, doing as "signature" dishes from the restaurant appeared close-up and were garnished with sauces and squirts of lemon?
*Enjoying uniquely-created "holiday feast" based on menu choices
*Red Lobster
*Includes favorites such as Snow Crab

In a commercial during this show, what was unique about the lifestyle of a man named Jeff who was shown in his kitchen, his car, on his lawn, and in his bed?
*Everything he owned relied on automatic features
*Fidelity Investments
*Automatic monthly deposit and diversification

[exferryguy]

In a commercial during this show, what did a man read out loud in a classroom on "parents' night"?
Essay his son had written
MetLife
Create your own pension plan

In a commercial during this show, what happened as cell phones were seen against a yellow background while an announcer discussed doubling your "buying power"?
Giant snowflakes fell
Nextel
Buy one, get one free

In a commercial during this show, what did a blonde, muscular man do as he said things like "my equipment," "my base camp," and "my favorite part, the descent"?
Surfed in unconventional ways
American Express
Those who define success in their own way

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer say about gourmet sandwiches as breads, meats, and cheeses were shown and a woman took a bite from a sandwich?
Served at convenience store
7-Eleven
Made in local kitchens and delivered daily

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer discuss about a silver car that was seen on a beach underneath palm trees as white letters described its features?
Whether or not it was "self-indulgent"
Honda Accord Hybrid
Is remarkably fuel-efficient

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer discuss after detailed pencil drawings of a motor vehicle were shown closeup and he mentioned going "back to the drawing board"?
Discussed features on minivan
Honda Odyssey
Is more powerful, more spacious, and more intelligent