Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 12/19

[kwcarlesco]

Thanks O/P mficke0713!

What did Ace do after spraying the poachers with a skunk?
*Blew on the skunk like a gun

What did the chief do that resulted in Ace sending him from the sacred hut?
*Bowed to "Chicago"

What excuse did Ace give for hesitating to enter the bat cave?
*Might fall into precipice

What did Ace say the first time he finished "parking" the car in front of the embassy?
*"Like a glove."

What did Ace imitate on the plane leaving the ashram?
*Canadian Moose during mating season

What sign of affection did Ace learn?
*The spit in the face

How did Ace describe the interior of the sacred hut?
*"Auspiciously disheveled"

How did the bat thief get past the guard?
*Snuck past while he was asleep

What did Ace say to the security chief who dragged him out of the embassy?
*"Who are you, HR Shoveandstuff?"

What did the virgin princess say about the missionaries?
*"They came with books."

What did Ace say when he saw Burton Quinn while inside the mechanical rhino?
*"I had a dog and his name was Bingo."

What did Ace consider too much?
*Three poison darts

[dmhile]

In a commercial during this show, what was a tattooed man cooking in a kitchen trying to figure out when he contacted his diverse group of celebrity friends for advice?
--How much a pat of butter was
--NOT Sprint PCS Vision

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a couple unwrapped presents in front of a tree, an announcer discussed electronics, and holiday music played?
--Gift boxes floated against blue background
--NOT Home Depot


In a commercial during this show, what happened as multiple images of a blue car driving through empty city streets were shown?
--Words appeared on black background
--NOT Chrysler Pacifica

[kwcarlesco]

In a movie commercial during this show, what did Michael Keaton do that caused him more trouble than he intended?
*Contacted the dead
*"White Noise"

In a commercial during this show, what did a man, who stood with his family in a mall during the holidays, instruct his wife and teenage children to do before realizing that none of them had the necessary cell phones?
*Call one another in phone chain after shopping
*Verizon Wireless
*Your family can make unlimited calls to each other or any Verizon Wireless user in coverage area

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a couple unwrapped presents in front of a tree, an announcer discussed electronics, and holiday music played?
Gift boxes floated against blue background
Lowe's
Take advantage of unique gifts ideas

In a commercial during this show, what happened while a family in a minivan were seen at a fast-food drive-through and an announcer discussed variety?
*Flavored drinks were shown
*Sonic
*Has all your favorite drink flavors

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do to a red car parked in a driveway with his friend and a child after getting off a motorcycle as an identical red car sped and skidded across asphalt?
Tested out it's features
Dodge Magnum SXT
Receive 1,000 holiday bonus cash

In a commercial during this show, what was a tattooed man cooking in a kitchen trying to figure out when he contacted his diverse group of celebrity friends for advice?
*How much a pat of butter was
*T-Mobile Sidekick II
*Has IM, phone, Web, and more

In a black-and-white commercial during this show, what did a man in a cowboy hat do after watching three horses run by and jumping over a fence?
Joined woman in dark dress under tree
Stetson Cologne for Men by Coty
Makes men ruggedly attractive

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a deep-voiced announcer said, "Hey," offered a piece of advice, and said that "You're holding the steering wheel"?
Flames ignited, blazed, and broiled hamburger
Burger King
Food is fire-grilled instead of fried

[stargazed]

COMMERCIALS

In a black-and-white commercial during this show, what were a group of shirtless men doing on a stage as a woman in a tank top pushed through a crowd to admire them?
Playing instruments in rock band
Bod Man by Body Fantasies
Attracts opposite sex

In a commercial during this show, what was unusual about a large tree that a young man with a cell phone leaned against as an announcer discussed changes to a calling network?
Filled with water droplets that contained people
Cingular Wireless
Add a line for $9.99

In a commercial during this show, what "worst fear" had come true when a computer-generated man in armor who was "our only hope" declared that he "needed a weapon"?
Robotic aliens had arrived to destroy earth
"Halo 2"
Xbox

In a commercial during this show, what did a young man in a retail store wearing a blue vest advise against doing as items were shown against a red and then green background?
Waiting for rebates
Wal-Mart
Men's fleece wear at $7 and Fisher-Price Elmos at $16.88

In a commercial during this show, what happened against a blue background as numbers and letters appeared in white, and after a man used a saw in a workshop?
Different tools floated and rotated
Lowe's
Receive 20% off already low prices

[mficke0713]

In a commercial during this show, what happened as multiple images of a blue car driving through empty city streets were shown?
--Words appeared on black background
--NOT Chrysler Pacifica
*Kia Spectra5
*Receive $500 cash back

[mficke0713]

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a blonde man in a red and black uniform discussed being the "fastest" while rock music played?
*Remote control toy drove through backyard
*RadioShack
NOT> RC Petersen's 4Wheel & Off-Road Chevrolet Avalanche

[chicodog]

Thanks !!

In a DVD commercial during this show, what did a girl who lived in the desert and had courage that "could not be broken" do despite an elder advising her against it?
Trained a wild horse for a race
Young Black Stallion

[surfing]

Thanks....

In a movie commercial during this show, what happened to a group of explorers stranded in a jungle?

*Attacked by animals
*"Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid"


In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer discuss about a holiday ice cream treat as it was seen in the middle of a white, green, and red swirl?

*Made with mint candies
*Sonic
*Holiday Mint Blast