The Wizard of Oz 12/19

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What happened to Dorothy as she spoke to Zeke?
*Fell into hog sty

How did Dorothy stop The Cowardly Lion?
*Slapped him on the nose

Why did Auntie Em tell Zeke to feed the hogs?
*Was afraid they'd become anemic

How did The Scarecrow prove his newfound intelligence?
*Explained the Pythagorean Theorem

Why couldn't The Cowardly Lion fall asleep?
*Became afraid of the sheep he was counting

How did The Scarecrow enrage the trees?
*Claimed the apples were full of worms

What did the sign outside The Haunted Forest say?
*"I'd turn back if I were you"

What was written on the side of Professor Marvel's wagon?
*"Acclaimed by the Crowned Heads of Europe"

What did Professor Marvel do when Dorothy closed her eyes?
*Rummaged through her basket

How did The Scarecrow stop the guards?
*Dropped chandelier on their heads

How did The Wicked Witch of the West put Dorothy to sleep?
*Poisoned entire filed of Poppies

What did Hunk accuse Dorothy of?
* Never using her brain

What did Dorothy say The Scarecrow would become if he had a brain?
*Next Abraham Lincoln

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In a commercial during this show, what did a group of people do at a holiday party as a product appeared against a plaid and ribbon-filled background?
*Took bites of pie
*Cool Whip
*French Vanilla

In a movie commercial during this show, what character did Jim Carrey play, as he engaged in hijinks with several children in a strange-looking world?
*Creepy, balding, hook-nosed man
*"Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events"

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a pizza delivery man in between images of pizzas and all sorts of toppings?
*Sunk under weight of pizza
*Pizza Hut
*Holiday card available

In a commercial during this show, what did the passengers and crew of an airplane do, following the example of a stewardess on a TV screen, after the pilot warned of coming turbulence?
*Secured items by covering them in plastic
*Glad Press'n Seal
*Is durable and versatile

In a commercial during this show, what did several women dressed in white do while they were surrounded by white clouds in a bright blue sky?
*Ate crackers and dip
*Philadelphia Cream Cheese
*Makes easy, great tasting snacks

In a commercial during this show, what was unusual about a large tree that a young man with a cell phone leaned against as an announcer discussed changes to a calling network?
*Filled with water droplets that contained people
*Cingular Wireless
*Add a line for $9.99