National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 12/18 8:00 3900-4600+ pts.

[mficke0713]

What did Ellen say her mother would accuse Clark's mother of doing?
*Buying cheap hot dogs

What did Clark do to stay warm while he was locked in the attic?
*Put on a fur stole

What did Clark do when he went saucer sledding?
*Flew through ice-fishing shack

How did Clark pass the time while he was locked in the attic?
*Watched family video reels

What happened to Ruby Sue that caused her eyes to uncross?
*Kicked by a mule

What did Clark imagine when he saw the family Christmas tree in the woods?
*Tree emanating gold light

What did Clark want to do with his bonus check?
*Put in swimming pool

What did Clark and Ellen do during Christmas dinner?
*Picked trash up from kitchen floor

What did Aunt Bethany yell out after everyone finished singing "The Star Spangled Banner"?
*"Play ball"

Why did Ruby Sue say she loved being at the Griswold's home?
*Didn't have to wear coat to bathroom

What did Clark do at a lingerie counter in the mall?
*Wiped forehead with pair of panties

What did the deliveryman do when he delivered a package to Clark on Christmas?
*Ripped wreath off front door

[mficke0713]

COMMERCIALS:

In a commercial during this show, what did computer-generated polar bears do before they shared soft drinks they found sitting in the snow?
*Watched shooting star
*Coca-Cola
*Compliments holiday cheer

In a commercial during this show, what did a bald man sitting in his office do after whining about sinus pain and throwing his head down on top of the desk as a box of medication was shown?
*Smiled and remarked, "I'm back!"
*Vicks DayQuil Sinus
*Is non-drowsy

In a commercial during this show, what happened against a blue background as numbers and letters appeared in white, and after a man used a saw in a workshop?
*Different tools floated and rotated
*Lowe's
*Receive 20% off already low prices

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman in a green sweater do after a man dressed in fishing gear left their cabin to "catch dinner"?
*Cooked soup
*Progresso Rich and Hearty
*Is thick and chunky

[littlel]

Thanks mficke0713! :)


In a commercial during this show, how were vehicles' endless possibilities displayed as a blues-rock guitar riff played accompanied by drumming?
*Vehicles' colors and the outdoor settings in which they traveled changed rapidly
*Ford Freestyle
*Is versatile

In an advertisement during this show, what did a balding man who claimed he had a "carpentry gene" attempt to do?
*Put up shelves
*Black & Decker Bulls Eye
*Self-levels and provides a straight line


In a commercial during this show, what did woman do in front of a snowy backdrop that caused merchandise such as a handbag and a shirt to appear in the hands of two young women and an older man?
*Tossed gift cards to them
*JCPenney
*Gets you whatever you desire

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do after her husband drew her attention to a promotion in the newspaper while they sat together on the sofa?
*Hid items she bought from him
*Visa
*"National Treasure"

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do as water cascaded over him?
*Shaved face
*Norelco Cool Skin Shaver
*Shaves close as blade with less irritation

[exferryguy]

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do after carrying boxes outside as a city skyline was seen and birds were shown flying in lines before he sent a text message to a brunette woman while the song "The Weight" was played?
Traveled across country
Cingular Wireless
Offers largest digital, voice, and data coverage

In a commercial during this show, what did a man, who stood with his family in a mall during the holidays, instruct his wife and teenage children to do before realizing that none of them had the necessary cell phones?
Call one another in phone chain after shopping
Verizon Wireless
Your family can make unlimited calls to each other or any Verizon Wireless user in coverage area

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman reminiscing about her childhood say was great about the holidays now?
Her turn to be the mom
Chex
"Memories

In a black-and-white commercial during this show, what did a woman do before a man gave her jewelry as an announcer discussed finding the perfect gift?
Sprinkled snow on his head
Zales
Three-Carat Diamond Bracelet

In a commercial during this show, where were members of a community when a man arrived and explained that their wireless bills didn't have to be as high as their other bills this holiday season?
On a street decked out with glowing holiday lights
Sprint PCS
Avoid overage charges

In a commercial during this show, what did a man in a yellow raincoat and shorts who carried a bag do as he walked through a suburban neighborhood during a bad storm?
Delivered letters
Energizer
They keep going

In a commercial during this show, what did people, such as men and women in a town square holding white rectangles and a woman on a park bench, do as other people were seen at a costume party?
Captured photographs out of thin air
HP
Take pictures and print them instantly

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what was wrong with a woman dressed in white that caused people on a bus and a man at a café to notice her before she saw herself in a mirror?
Skirt hem was tucked into underwear
Tampax Pearl
Prevents leaks

In a commercial during this show, what did a shaggy-haired man holding a pointer do in room full of colorful signs and posters bearing the company slogan?
Trained brand new employee
Capital One No Hassle Rewards
Airline miles earned are good on any airline at any time

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman wearing white do while sitting in various rooms decorated completely in white?
Discussed shopping
overstocked.com
saved on thousands of items

[chowowner]

In a commercial during this show, what did a brunette holding a horse by its reins, a gray-haired man in a denim shirt, and a bald man in a yellow shirt discuss?
Visiting Web site for information
Wellbutrin XL
Talk to your doctor

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do after she walked into the kitchen as her husband made a sandwich and handed him a list of chores to do?
Ripped to-do list in half and stole sandwich
Sara Lee Delightful 100% Multi-Grain
Forty-five calories per slice

[humminbird]

In a commercial during this show, what did a spiky-haired man in a red jacket suggest a family of five was doing after he found them decorating their home and took them to browse around a store?
Finding "wishes" for their wish lists
Sears
Has everything you need for holidays


In a commercial during this show, what was noticeable about children who were with their parents outside a brick building in the snow, as a man told them about using a cell phone to capture and send "holiday" memories?
Were funny and silly costumes
sprint pcs
Free Picture Phone



In a movie commercial during this show, what did Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, and Cate Blanchett do together?
Went on a scientific adventure
"The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"


In a movie commercial during this show, who was at the center of comic misadventures involving wacky teenage friends?
An overweight guy in a red shirt
"Fat Albert"


In a commercial during this show, what did a woman's family, who was casually hanging out in a kitchen, do after she removed an orange item from a grocery bag?
Disappeared into hiding places
Listerine Natural Citrus
Fresh Citrus PocketPaks


In a commercial during this show, what happened to a boy doing a cannonball into a pool when his mother took a picture of him with her digital camera?
Hung suspended in midair
Epson PictureMate Personal Photo Lab
Costs less and is easy to use


In a commercial during this show, what did people young and old do in front of a portable orange backdrop in various locations?
Spoke about cameras and pictures
Kodak EasyShare Digital Camera and Printer Dock
Gives you real pictures at home


In a commercial during this show, what happened as a man was seen shaving and an announcer discussed "revolutionary performance"?
Computer-generated animation showed razor working on face
Braun Activator
Uses more advanced technology


In a commercial during this show, what did a father fantasize he was doing while recovering from a cold after his children begged him to go skiing with them?
Visiting a sauna
Halls Sugar Free
Provides relief with fewer carbs


In a commercial during this show, what did a football player in a green jersey say his "team mom" did in addition to knitting scarves and gloves for his teammates?
Gave them soup to eat
Campbell's Chunky Beef Pot Roast
Is not only filling but good for you

[Annietd]

In a commercial during this show, what did an elderly man and woman who knelt in their bathroom have trouble doing before a product was shown and demonstrated?

-Unclogging bathtub drain
-Drano Max Gel Clog Remover
-50% thicker than Liquid-Plumber Gel

[perkypet]

In a commercial during this show, how were vehicles' endless possibilities displayed as a blues-rock guitar riff played accompanied by drumming?
*Vehicles' colors and the outdoor settings in which they traveled changed rapidly
*Ford Freestyle
*Has all-wheel drive capability


commercial during this show, what did a man in a blue shirt do at a restaurant that prompted his female companion to tease him by taking him literally?
Said items on menu "sounded good"
Olive Garden
Stuffed Chicken Marsala and Chicken Limoni