tsquared
12-06-2004, 11:27 AM
One year at Thanksgiving my Mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mother decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my Mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, and inserted a Cornish game hen into the cavityand before adding
more stuffing around it. She then put it back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you cooked a pregnant bird."
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It
took the whole family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs.
That's TURKEY GULLIBLE...........
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mother decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my Mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, and inserted a Cornish game hen into the cavityand before adding
more stuffing around it. She then put it back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you cooked a pregnant bird."
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It
took the whole family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs.
That's TURKEY GULLIBLE...........