NFL: Kansas City@Oakland 5/5

[fireman]

Q1: 1800 pts
What did Sebastian Janikowski do after his first field goal attempt during the first quarter?
Shook his head

What was a young fan shown doing after a Raiders timeout during the first quarter?
Showing off jersey

What did Steve Beuerlein say about Ronald Curry?
Was a converted quarterback

What did J.R. Redmond do after catching a screen pass during the opening drive?
Signaled first down

What was Trent Green shown doing just before the Chiefs kicked off after their first-quarter touchdown?
Talking to Dick Vermeil

What did Steve Beuerlein say after Warren Sapp pressured Trent Green during the first quarter?
"He's still got a lot of gas left in his tank."

What did Steve Beuerlein say just before Derrick Blaylock scored a touchdown in the first quarter?
"He is no Priest Holmes."

Q2: 1800 pts

What did Bill Macatee say the Chiefs needed to do offensively during the game?
Exploit Raiders' safeties

What did Charles Woodson do after his second-quarter interception?
Spun around while running

What did Ronald Curry do after his touchdown in the second quarter?
Jumped into stands

What did a fan try to do to Jerry Porter as he celebrated his second-quarter touchdown?
Steal football from him

What did Phillip Buchanon do after his near-interception during the second quarter?
Jumped up and down

What did Steve Beuerlein say about Derrick Blaylock after he took a big hit during the second quarter?
Had no idea where he was

What did a commentator note about a fan shown dancing in the stands during the second quarter?
Wore monkey suit

HT: 700 pts

What made Shannon Sharpe upset during the halftime show?
No Broncos highlights were shown

What did Dan Marino say it seemed like Aaron Brooks did every week?
Threw an interception

How did Shannon Sharpe describe what the Patriots did in their win against the Browns?
"Showed no mercy"

What did Boomer Esiason say about Curtis Martin?
NOT Defied all naysayers


Q3: 1800 pts

What did Steve Beuerlein say about Ronald Curry after he made a catch?
Had "really blossomed" this season

What did Steve Beuerlein say about Tony Gonzalez's performance in the first half?
Didn't have any catches

What did Steve Beuerlein say about Larry Johnson after he carried for a first down?
Was first-round draft pick

What did Jerry Porter do after making a catch at the end of the quarter?
Pretended he didn't go down

What did the Chiefs do during their first drive of the half?
Ran ball for a touchdown

What did Kerry Collins do while attempting to run for a first down?
Lost one of his shoes


Q4: 1800 pts

What did Bill Macatee say about the relationship between the Chiefs and the Raiders?
Didn't like each other

What were the Raiders seen doing during a highlight clip from the last season?
Missing touchdown by a few yards

What did Steve Beuerlein say about Derrick Blaylock after he was benched?
Had "glazed" look in his eyes

What did the Chiefs do that Bill Macatee said "silenced the crowd"?
Scored seventy-yard touchdown

What did Bill Macatee say was the reason one of his producers couldn't make the broadcast?
Had newborn child

What did Bill Macatee say about Kerry Collins's performance?
Threw big passes to every receiver

[fireman]

COMMERCIALS:

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a man was seen shaving and an announcer discussed "revolutionary performance"?
Computer-generated animation showed razor working on face
Braun Activator
Uses more advanced technology

In a commercial during this show, what happened after an announcer introduced a taste test between two beers and instructed the two male participants to take a "small sip"?
One man refused to put his beer down
Coors Aspen Edge
Has more taste than Michelob Ultra

In a commercial during this show, what fantastic thing happened to an armored van as an announcer discussed a razor?
Sliced up in a huge deli-style meat slicer
Remington Titanium
Gives close shave and cleans itself automatically

In a commercial during this show, what did each of the three men do to a driver of a car that was described in white lettering as getting his "butt kissed"?
Laughed at a bad joke
Toyota Camry
Provides more status and style

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a man dressed in a striped shirt and shorts as he left his room, walked through a hotel to check out, and entered his car which was parked in front?
People greeted him by name
Toyota Camry
Has more style and class

In a commercial during this show, what happened on a white background that contained a football field comprised of gray stripes, numbers, and letters as well as blue and red circles as an announcer encouraged people to vote online?
Images of football players appeared
NFL.com
Trip to this season's Pro Bowl

In a commercial during this show, why did a man who was test driving a car ask the salesman to duck down in the seat?
Saw ex-girlfriend on street
Volkswagen Touareg
1.9% APR is available on 2005 models

In a commercial during this show, what did an SUV do after racing two sports cars and before climbing steep terrain?
Was treated like race car by pit crew
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Performs well both on and off road

In a commercial during this show, what did a confused elderly woman do besides assume that a Christmas tree with one candy cane and one ornament had been fully decorated?
Used stapler as though it were a camera
Staples
Knowledgeable sales associates

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer suggest you do while a woman admired a barbecue grill and utensils, a woman was surprised by new appliances, and two children in a garage put red bows on tools?
Give gifts that people can use
Home Depot
Ryobi 12V drill for $59.97

In an advertisement during this program, what did a businessman, sitting in a diner booth with an associate, wonder about a slim, electronic device?
Where its plugs and cables were
IBM eServer BladeCenter
Simple and affordable

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do for a woman in front of people sitting on the steps in front of a city building including the woman's parents?
Asked her to marry him again
ADiamondIsForever.com
Offers them piece of "eternity"

In a commercial during this show, what happened as white text described an airline's destination routes after a red and blue plane flew across a clear sky and before a map of the U.S. appeared?
Shots of regional landscapes were shown
Southwest Airlines
NOT Lowest fares of any domestic airlines

In a commercial during this show, what did a couple do as an announcer said, "Don't miss another moment" and a medication was introduced?
Laughed and flirted in coffee shop
NOT Levitra

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what did a blue man in a glowing shirt do as he and two other, identical blue men performed tricks in midair wearing propeller packs?
Flew out of his pants
Intel Centrino
Is designed for great battery life

In a commercial during this show, what did a man named Matt, who traveled in an SUV alongside four adventurous friends, do with their encouragement that left him sore and made him the butt of jokes?
Dove off top of waterfall
Toyota 4Runner
Enables you to experience new places and things

In a commercial during this show, what did a young man do after his date at a restaurant dodged out of the way when he leaned in to kiss her?
Shaved his face
Norelco
Provides the world's closest rotary shave

In a commercial during this show, what did three security guards discuss while standing in front of a building before one of them was seen talking to a blonde woman at his desk?
Going out for sandwich
Subway
Meatball Marinara

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what happened after a man drove down a country road in a red sports car, checked his teeth in the rearview mirror, and swerved to avoid hitting a woman in a bikini and sarong?
Crashed into and sunk in private pool
Sharp Aquos LCD TV
Watch rest of story unfold

In a commercial during this show, what happened after a football player kicked the ball and other scenes from professional games were framed by a pale blue background?
Team statistics appeared and a computer cursor clicked on item
NFL.com
AOL

In a commercial during this show, what was unusual about the models who walked up and down a catwalk?
Wore patches
BenGay Pain Relieving Patch
Lasts up to eight hours

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do in his home before and after a car drove along an empty, elevated road as traffic accumulated on a nearby highway?
Watched long-winded traffic report
Acura RL
Real-time traffic monitoring system

[jatan]

HT
What did Boomer Esiason say about Curtis Martin?
Was an "ageless wonder"

In a commercial during this show, what happened after a skateboard sped down a sidewalk, a fire truck made a U-turn, and a commercial airplane landed on a runway?
SUVs weaved around car course
GMC Yukon
Has finely engineered features

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do while snooping around the bathroom of a house she was visiting that surprised her?
Knocked down shelves in medicine cabinet
Southwest Airlines
One-way domestic fares from $39 to $149

In a commercial during this show, what did four men in office attire, a man dressed in a lobster costume, and a pickle factory worker all do as they became excited about their cellular phone plans?
Walked away from job responsibilities
T-Mobile
Free three-day weekends

In a commercial during this show, what did a businesswoman, an ice cream man, a dentist, and a construction worker do as they became excited about their cellular phone plans?
Walked away from job responsibilities
T-Mobile
Free three-day weekends

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do after thanking her boyfriend for cooking for her?
Kissed him and knocked him onto table
Dockers ProStyle
Stain Defender

In a commercial during this show, what was a man doing in a bar when he received a penalty from a referee for delivering inferior beer?
Flirting with women
Miller Lite
More taste fewer carbs

[Janfz]

Thanks

In an advertisement during this program, what did men do on a camping trip besides play fetch with a dog and help a boy to fish?
* Paddled canoe
* Wrangler
* Are stronger and more comfortable

In a commercial during this show, how did a man unsuccessfully attempt to make his coworkers in a lunchroom and a man at a copier jealous?
* Flaunted new watch in their faces
* Burger King
* The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

In an advertisement during this program, what did different people do as an announcer discussed how "inspiring" a vehicle could be?
* Loaded and unloaded items into a minivan
* Chrysler Town & Country
* Stow 'n Go storage and

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a silver car sped across a winding road surrounded by trees and an announcer discussed how it could "shift power"?
* Yellow lines came off of street
* Acura RL
* Has advanced technology and powerful handling

[exferryguy]

Q2: In a movie commercial during this show, what did young and ambitious businessman Leonardo DiCaprio do?
Hobnobbed with celebrities and designed aircraft
"The Aviator"

[chowowner]

In a commercial during this show, what did a company supervisor discuss as he stood in a warehouse, in front of planes and trucks, and next to a uniformed employee and said, "All I ask for is perfection"?
Serving clients efficiently
UPS
Deliver most packages on time

[gibber]

Thanx!

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer discuss as a car drove on a mountain road, a couple packed a painting into a car, and a car pulled up to a beach where people were surfing?
Getting an alternative to a small car
Chrysler PT Cruiser
Functional, roomy interior

[zpyb12]

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a man at a booby-trapped ancient ruin that his friends, whom he had traveled with in an SUV, refused to help him deal with?
Got shot in neck with poisonous dart
Toyota 4Runner
Enables you to experience new places and things