The Wizard of Oz 11/19

[kwcarlesco]

What happened to Dorothy as she spoke to Zeke?
*Fell into hog sty

How did Dorothy stop The Cowardly Lion?
*Slapped him on the nose

Why did Auntie Em tell Zeke to feed the hogs?
*Was afraid they'd become anemic

How did The Scarecrow prove his newfound intelligence?
*Explained the Pythagorean Theorem

Why couldn't The Cowardly Lion fall asleep?
*Became afraid of the sheep he was counting

How did The Scarecrow enrage the trees?
*Claimed the apples were full of worms

What did the sign outside The Haunted Forest say?
*"I'd turn back if I were you"

What was written on the side of Professor Marvel's wagon?
*'Acclaimed by the Crowned Heads of Europe"

What did Professor Marvel do when Dorothy closed her eyes?
*Rummaged through her basket

How did The Scarecrow stop the guards?
**Dropped chandelier on their heads

How did The Wicked Witch of the West put Dorothy to sleep?
*Poisoned entire filed of Poppies

What did Hunk accuse Dorothy of?
* Never using her brain

In a commercial during this show, what happened whenever a curly-haired woman, who was using her laptop to shop online, made clicks with her mouse as a song about letting love "open the door" played?
Gold boxes disappeared to reveal gifts for family members
JCPenney
Offers wide variety of gift solutions

In a commercial during this show, what did a doctor do before a patient and nurse took turns guessing what they were looking at?
*Drew on patient's belly with marker
*Pictionary

In a commercial during this show, what did the label from a can of soup do as a family ate a greenbean casserole at dinner?
*Flipped through air & into mailslot
*Campbell
*Cream of Mushroom

[jwsmom]

In a commercial during this show, what happened as cartoon stars danced on a blue background and a young girl was seen eating chicken while an announcer discussed prices?
Boxes of chicken were shown
KFC
Made from all-white breast meat


Why did Auntie Em tell Zeke to feed the hogs?
Was afraid they'd become anemic


In a commercial during this show, what did a bald man on a couch express regret about doing in college as flashback images of his younger self were shown and he said, "I wish I knew then what I know now"?
Ran up credit card debt
Fannie Mae Foundation
Free guide to understanding credit


What did Hunk accuse Dorothy of?
NOTPoking her nose "in other people's pigpens"
NOTDaydreaming too often


In a commercial during this show, what did a brunette do besides open her eyes and tap her fingers as an announcer discussed a sensation that "feels as good as it tastes"?
NOTScopped and ate ice cream
NOTBrewed and drank coffee


In a commercial during this show, what did people do as a woman nibbled on a giant gingerbread house and an announcer discussed being prepared for the perfect holiday party?
Ice skated on frozen pond
Walgreens
Has everything you need


What happened to Dorothy as she spoke to Zeke?
Fell into hog sty


In a commercial during this show, what did a large family do from the back of a boat as an announcer listed family members while they appeared on screen in white letters?
NOTHelped couple put on scuba gear


What did Dorothy say The Scarecrow would become if he had a brain?
NOTOz's greatest philosopher

[faithhope]

In a commercial during this show, what did a baby do in a high chair that made his family laugh while an announcer discussed what families love?
# Ate messy dinner
# Prego
NOT Has authentic Italian taste

What did Hunk accuse Dorothy of?
# Never using her brain

[melissa_2000]

What did Dorothy say The Scarecrow would become if he had a brain?
NOT scariest scarecrow