nanajoanie
11-17-2004, 09:08 AM
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at
about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken
running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per
hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running
the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm
house.
The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up
the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he
told him what he had just seen.
The farmer said that his son was a geneticist and he had developed
this breed of chicken because the he, his wife and his son each like
a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to
kill one chicken.
"That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the
salesman. "How do they taste?"
"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."
about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken
running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per
hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running
the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm
house.
The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up
the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he
told him what he had just seen.
The farmer said that his son was a geneticist and he had developed
this breed of chicken because the he, his wife and his son each like
a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to
kill one chicken.
"That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the
salesman. "How do they taste?"
"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."