Maxine is at it again

[nanajoanie]

1. Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."

2. Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns."

3. Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

4. Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." *****

5. Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." ****

6. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards." *****

7. Maxine on "the Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

8. Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita ******

[bears984]

I just love Maxine I have a couple of shirts with her on it she is sooo ME LOL

[Angel Lips]

lol

[~Roxy~]

Lol,Good ol' Maxine

[Tasha405]

I like those! :D LOL

[tsquared]

LOL ill have to see if i still have my Maxine pictures i got the other day and post them....lol

[nanajoanie]

Oh T please post Maxine pics. She is a riot. My sister nd I need some new ones to share. Thanks son for making da Nanamom happy :D

[tsquared]

Oh T please post Maxine pics. She is a riot. My sister nd I need some new ones to share. Thanks son for making da Nanamom happy :D
Cant happen till later Nana.i am here on my "dinner" break antagonizing all i can.......lol

[nanajoanie]

I have my patience bonnet on T :)