bears984
11-04-2004, 09:26 PM
Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same
time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the
Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should
replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a
naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would
end and the airline industry would have record sales.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same
time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the
Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should
replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a
naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would
end and the airline industry would have record sales.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton