janelle
09-05-2004, 07:16 PM
I have always dreaded old age. I cannot imagine anything worse than being
old. How awful it must be to have nothing to do all day long but stare at
the walls or watch TV?
So last week, when the President suggested we all celebrate Senior Citizen
Week by cheering up a senior citizen, I decided to do just that. I would
call on my new neighbor, an elderly retired gentleman, recently widowed,
and who, I presumed, had moved in with his married daughter because he was
too old to take care of himself.
I baked a batch of cookies, and, without bothering to call (some old people
cannot hear the phone), I went off to brighten this old guy's day.
When I rang the doorbell this "old guy" came to the door dressed in tennis
shorts and a polo shirt, looking about as ancient and decrepit a s Donny
Osmond.
"I'm sorry I can't invite you in," he said when I introduced myself, "but
I'm due at the Racquet Club at two. I'm playing in the semifinals today."
"Oh that's all right," I said. "I baked you some cookies..."
"Great!" he interrupted, snatching the box. "Just what I need for bridge
club tomorrow! Thanks so much!"
I continued, "...and just thought we'd visit a wh ile. But that's okay!
I'll just trot across the street and call on Granny Grady."
"Don't bother," he said. "Gran's not home; I know. I just called to remind
her of our date to go dancing tonight. She may be at the beauty shop. She
mentioned at breakfast (at which house?) that she had an appointment for a
tint job."
So I went home and called my Mother's cousin (age 83); she was in the
hospital . .. working in the gift shop.
.... I called my aunt (age 74); she was on vacation in China.
I called my husband's uncle (age 79). I forgot; ...... he was on his
honeymoon. .
.... I still dread old age, now more than ever. I just don't think I'm up
to it!
(Author Unknown)
"LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY
IN A PRETTY AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE,
THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING, "WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!"
old. How awful it must be to have nothing to do all day long but stare at
the walls or watch TV?
So last week, when the President suggested we all celebrate Senior Citizen
Week by cheering up a senior citizen, I decided to do just that. I would
call on my new neighbor, an elderly retired gentleman, recently widowed,
and who, I presumed, had moved in with his married daughter because he was
too old to take care of himself.
I baked a batch of cookies, and, without bothering to call (some old people
cannot hear the phone), I went off to brighten this old guy's day.
When I rang the doorbell this "old guy" came to the door dressed in tennis
shorts and a polo shirt, looking about as ancient and decrepit a s Donny
Osmond.
"I'm sorry I can't invite you in," he said when I introduced myself, "but
I'm due at the Racquet Club at two. I'm playing in the semifinals today."
"Oh that's all right," I said. "I baked you some cookies..."
"Great!" he interrupted, snatching the box. "Just what I need for bridge
club tomorrow! Thanks so much!"
I continued, "...and just thought we'd visit a wh ile. But that's okay!
I'll just trot across the street and call on Granny Grady."
"Don't bother," he said. "Gran's not home; I know. I just called to remind
her of our date to go dancing tonight. She may be at the beauty shop. She
mentioned at breakfast (at which house?) that she had an appointment for a
tint job."
So I went home and called my Mother's cousin (age 83); she was in the
hospital . .. working in the gift shop.
.... I called my aunt (age 74); she was on vacation in China.
I called my husband's uncle (age 79). I forgot; ...... he was on his
honeymoon. .
.... I still dread old age, now more than ever. I just don't think I'm up
to it!
(Author Unknown)
"LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY
IN A PRETTY AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE,
THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING, "WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!"