tsquared
09-02-2004, 10:42 AM
Passed down from a well known hidden source......lol
Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when
he accidentally swallowed a quarter. He went crying to
his mom, choking on the quarter.
They took him to a doctor, who said that the quarter was
impossible to remove without surgery, they consulted a
specialist who was of the same opinion. Then came a man
who said he could get the money out in a jiffy.
He turned little Johnny upside down and patted him with
great precision on the back of neck and, sure enough,
the quarter rolled out. Everyone was amazed, the father
said You must be an expert! The man replied,
No sir I'm just a tax collector
Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when
he accidentally swallowed a quarter. He went crying to
his mom, choking on the quarter.
They took him to a doctor, who said that the quarter was
impossible to remove without surgery, they consulted a
specialist who was of the same opinion. Then came a man
who said he could get the money out in a jiffy.
He turned little Johnny upside down and patted him with
great precision on the back of neck and, sure enough,
the quarter rolled out. Everyone was amazed, the father
said You must be an expert! The man replied,
No sir I'm just a tax collector