Last Comic Standing 8/30 9:30 NBC 4500 PTS

[dreemin]

What did Tammy say her "dumb" friend made her do a couple of years ago?
Be in her wedding

What were Rich Vos and Dave shown doing together in clips from the first season?
Sitting in tub

What did Tess do at the start of her act?
Gave shout-out to "little, skinny girls"

What did each team do in its assigned "war room"?
Picked comics from opposing team to perform

How did Alonzo describe "women friends"?
"The most useless group in the world"

What did Todd and Jessica pretend to do onstage?
Make out with each other

What did the Season Two cast chant backstage?
"I need attention!"

Why did Rich Vos owe his daughter six dollars?
Bought Girl Scout cookies from her

What did Ant do when Jay Mohr introduced him?
Curtsied to audience

what did jay morh say the presidential candidates should do?
talk smack

What did Jessica say she was doing to take better care of herself?
Enrolling in yoga classes

What did Cory say she did when she fell?
Considered lawsuit
Macy's

What did Rich Vos say about the shirt he was wearing?
Sleeves were uneven
Marshalls


Commercials
In a commercial during this show, what did a brunette in an orange shirt do that prompted a man to say, "Do it again" as they each took deep breaths?
Sprayed air freshener
Febreze Air Effects
Has pleasant spring scent

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman with brown hair do as she discussed rushing "liquid relief"?
Plucked pill from pile of other pills
Advil Liqui-Gels
Works better than the competition

In a commercial during this show, what did runners do on a track as an announcer talked about pain relief?
Took their marks at starting blocks
Tylenol 8 Hour
Serves as official supplier to the U.S. Olympic team

In a commercial during this show, what did two boys with backpacks do in a wooded area?
Ran from cartoon monsters
Sunny D Intense Sport
Has electrolytes

In a commercial during this show, what did a blonde woman in a light-blue sweater and a man in a red shirt do after discussing their fall allergies?
-Played football with children
-Non-Drowsy Claritin-D
-Relieves even the worst congestion

In a commercial during this show, what did a young man do with his cell phone after agreeing to call his parents while they all stood in the doorway to a dorm room?
Scrolled through names in its directory
Verizon Wireless
your family..

In a commercial during this show, why did a man barge in on his wife while she was taking a shower?
Show her dirt on mop
Swiffer Dry Cloth
Picks up more dirt than ever

In a commercial during this show, what stunned Vikings as they rowed their ship?
Other ship with sail
General Electric
Wind energy

In a commercial during this show, what did a postal worker do as she walked by several suburban homes?
Suffered from allergies
Benadryl-D Allergy & Sinus
Available in children's formula

In a DVD/VHS commercial during this show, what got in the way of Tom Hanks and Marlon Wayans's robbery of a riverboat casino?
Meddling landlady
"The Ladykillers"

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a man after he rang another man's doorbell late at night and spoke to him through his open upstairs window?
Dog chased him
Wendy's
classic double

[littlel]

Thanks dreemin! :)


In an advertisement during this program, what did the fourth dentist accidentally do to the fifth dentist on a panel of five dentists?
Knocked him out with a clipboard
Trident
Good for teeth

In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing a purple shirt sitting at a table say about tension?
Can't be gotten rid of
Excedrin Tension Headache
Relief from headaches

In a commercial during this show, what occurred after a shaggy dog asleep on a foyer carpet awoke to the sound of whistling outside?
Envelopes slid through mail slot
Botox Cosmetic
Find experienced physician in your area

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a red minivan spun in an all-gray room and "the one" was repeated?
*Pictures of interior were shown
*Ford
*Get $5,000 cash back and $1,000 clearance cash

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what happened as the lines of cars were described and a "bottom line" sales event was discussed?
Gray truck was shown at different angles
Nissan
Get 2% APR or up to $1,000 cash back

[jatan]

What did Tammy do with a garden gnome?
Lifted it like a barbell

[lucim]

Thanks

In a commercial during this show, what did a man using a laptop under a tree do after a woman spoke near a crowd in front of a bandshell?
Took pill
Alavert Non-Drowsy 24 Hour Relief
Dissolves instantly without water


What did Jay Mohr say the comedians were doing as he explained the voting procedure to the audience?
Waiting in "war room"
NetZero

What was the title of a new TV show, advertised during this program, in which Blair Underwood and Heather Locklear shared the same place of employment?
"LAX"
Mondays

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman in a history class do as a result of "feel good fashion" before people danced in front of different colored backgrounds?
Proclaimed her love for the subject
Old Navy
Low prices starting at $20

[chicodog]

Thanks !!

In a commercial during show, what did a man in a restaurant, a woman playing a keyboard, a man driving with his dog, and a woman on a beach all have in common?
Suffered from heartburn
Mylanta
Orange Creme

In a commercial during this show, what did cartoon bears play with as they danced along in a forest?
Bathroom tissue
Charmin Ultra
More absorbent than other brands

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman ask for from a man seated behind a desk in huge room filled with stacks of files?
Medical records
General Electric
Deliver medical information digitally

[gar123]

In a commercial during this show, what happened as the "thrilling lines" of a vehicle were described and a "bottom line" sales event was discussed?
Gray truck was shown at different angles
Nissan
Get 2% APR or up to $1,000 cash back

[bethieb]

Thanks!

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman who looked at her mail, placed a vase on a table, hung up a framed photo, and did other things around a house do while seated?
Commented on hormone therapy
Prempro
Low dose of hormones and prevents osteoporosis

[exferryguy]

In a commercial during this show, what did a man bring onboard a plane with him which proved a hassle and prevented him from having a comfortable flight?
Large trophies
American Express
Confidence"