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melissa_2000
08-26-2004, 08:21 AM
How did Michael begin his "Father of the Year" speech?
Friends, Romans, countrymen..."

What did Jay do to seduce Michael?
NOT fed him strawberries
NOT spoke French

What did Michael claim he knew how to do?
Play the piano

What did Junior point out about himself to Michael?
Was growing moustache

What did Michael do to a girl on the beach?
NOT dumped

Why was Junior disappointed when he opened the refrigerator?
Couldn’t find any cheese

What kind of beer could be seen in the refrigerator as Junior looked for cheese?
NOT Coors
NOT Bud

What did Michael say he would do once the children moved out?
Change his address

What did Michael accuse Jay of doing?
Obsessing over weight

What did Michael accuse Claire of doing all the time?
Falling down

What did Michael and Jay do that embarrassed Claire at the prom?
Danced together

What did Franklin do in the living room?
Played classical piece on piano

What type of cereal did Michael mention before Franklin played the piano?
FrankenBerry

What did Franklin do every time Junior answered a question incorrectly?
Hit him with stick

What did Junior do to the family car?
Rolled over hood

What did Michael do when Tony started crying?
Slapped him

What did Jay do in the funeral home?
Sang song about car

What kind of car was it?
Mustang


In a movie commercial during this show, what was unique about a group of toddlers?
Were unusually smart
Baby Geniuses 2: Return of the Super Babies"



In a commercial during this show, what did a woman wearing headphones and a woman in a business suit do while riding on a morning commuter train?
Drank beverage
Yoplait Nouriche Light
Has 1/3 fewer calories than regular Yoplait


What was the title of a new TV show, advertised during this program, about plane crash survivors struggling to stay alive on a remote island?
Lost
This fall

In a DVD commercial during this show, what were wild cartoon animals surprised to learn about a lion cub?
Was female
"The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride"


In a movie commercial during this show, what happened to a group of explorers stranded in a jungle?
Attacked by animals
"Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid"


In a commercial during this show, what did a man do to get the attention of two women at a party?
Walked by them through a doorway
Old Spice Red Zone Invisible Deodorant
Long-lasting and available in four scents

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman wearing a blue jacket and a yellow dress do while standing in the middle of a store before mugs and figurines were shown?
NOT thought

In a commercial during this show, what did a car salesman do with many different people on the lot before leaving at night?
NOT talked up

In a commercial during this show, what did a teacher, a man wearing a black ball cap, and various children discuss while scenes of children involved in activities were shown?
Being involved in mentoring program
NOT Kmart

In a commercial during this show, what happened as the "thrilling lines" of a vehicle were described and a "bottom line" sales event was discussed?
NOT Red sports car sped down open highway

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a red minivan spun in an all-gray room and "the one" was repeated?
Pictures of interior were shown
NOT Dodge

In a commercial during this show, why were three elderly men in awe when an elderly woman wearing a pink sweater and a pearl necklace entered the room?
Had her own set of teeth
Crest
Will keep your smile healthy

In a commercial during this show, what did a blue-eyed brunette do besides sit on a white loveseat and smile at her reflection in a bathroom mirror?
Rubbed cream on her face
L'Oréal ReFinish Micro-Dermabrasion Kit
Requires only two minutes two times a week

In a commercial during this show, what did a boy in a green sweatshirt do excitedly in his living room as his mother and sister looked on?
Talked about mowing the lawn
Old Navy
Low prices starting at $12.50

In a commercial during this show, what did a car salesman do with many different people on the lot before leaving at night?
Entered cars for test drives
Volkswagen
Great deals on a 2004 Tourag

dreemin
08-26-2004, 09:40 AM
What kind of beer could be seen in the refrigerator as Junior looked for cheese?
corona light

What did Michael do to a girl on the beach?
Grabbed her doll

What did Jay do to seduce Michael?
Dressed as nurse

In a commercial during this show, what was a woman able to do even though she had bad credit?
Purchase living room set
Rent-A-Center
One week free

In a commercial during this show, what happened when a blonde woman exhaled after she had displayed and discussed a toothpaste and after an avalanche was shown?
Dog's nose turned frosty
Colgate MaxFresh with Mini Breath Strips
Packed with freshness

gar123
08-26-2004, 09:42 AM
In a commercial during this show, what did a fleet of cars do as an announcer discussed "soul"?
Traveled through desert
Mazda
Receive 0.0% APR financing or $3,500 cash back

mwhite
08-26-2004, 09:46 AM
In a commercial during this show, what did a teacher, a man wearing a black ball cap, and various children discuss while scenes of children involved in activities were shown?
Being involved in mentoring program
NOT Kmart




Its Target :D

gar123
08-26-2004, 09:58 AM
In a commercial during this show, what happened as the "thrilling lines" of a vehicle were described and a "bottom line" sales event was discussed?
Gray truck was shown at different angles
Nissan
Get 2% APR or up to $1,000 cash back

In a commercial during this show, what did cartoon elephants do on a tropical beach?
Performed concert
Skippy Snack Bars
Are rich and creamy

chipmunk
08-26-2004, 10:15 AM
Its Target :D


Gives them goals and positive reinforcement

chicodog
08-26-2004, 10:26 AM
Thanks !!

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman sitting on a couch do while her son counted the puffs coming from an air freshener?
Read a book
Glade Wisp
Delivers puff of fragrance you can see

exferryguy
08-26-2004, 11:17 AM
In a commercial during this show, what did a woman wearing a blue jacket and a yellow dress do while standing in the middle of a store before mugs and figurines were shown?
Imagined having party with friends
Hallmark
Receive Barbie game set at $12.95 with every purchase

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a red minivan spun in an all-gray room and "the one" was repeated?
Pictures of interior were shown
Ford
Get $5,000 total cash back

In a commercial during this show, what did three women do after they modeled clothing in their dressing rooms and in a blue room with fluorescent lighting?
Took limo to nightclub
Kmart
Is hip and stylish

stratocast
08-26-2004, 11:24 AM
In a commercial during this show, what did a teacher, a man wearing a black ball cap, and a young boy discuss while the boy drew pictures and played?
Being involved in mentoring program
Target
Gives them goals and positive reinforcement

rosiesbrat
08-26-2004, 08:35 PM
In a commercial during this show, what appeared against a white background as blue jeans were stacked in front of it?

-Home appliance
-Whirlpool
Pay nothing for one year