nanajoanie
08-26-2004, 07:58 AM
One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing
through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidences
of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and
on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with the
bullet hole in dead center.
The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could
meet the person responsible for this wonderful
marksmanship.
The man turned out to be the village idiot.
"This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen,"
said the FBI man. "How in the world do you do it?"
"Nothing to it," said the idiot. "I shoot first and draw
the circles afterward."
through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidences
of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and
on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with the
bullet hole in dead center.
The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could
meet the person responsible for this wonderful
marksmanship.
The man turned out to be the village idiot.
"This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen,"
said the FBI man. "How in the world do you do it?"
"Nothing to it," said the idiot. "I shoot first and draw
the circles afterward."