Celebrity Poker Showdown 8/12 9:00 4500+ pts.

[mficke0713]

What did David Cross say about bananas?
*Were his secret Samson power

What did Steve Harris say educated children would know enough not to do?
*Avoid wearing ruffled shirts

What did Steve Harris do after his first win?
*Laughed diabolically

What did Dave Navarro do in an anecdote told by David Cross?
*Walked into elevator shirtless

What did Dave Navarro say rock stars weren't good at?
*Solving math problems

What did Seth Meyers say he saw Dave Navarro doing after winning the first several hands?
*Talking to leprechaun

What did Dave Navarro say he was waiting to see someone do?
*Sing Kenny Rogers's "The Gambler"

How did Dave Navarro describe winning a previous tournament?
*Was second best thing in his life

How did Dave Navarro describe his reaction to a tray of money placed on the poker table?
*Was becoming excited

Why did Phil Gordon favor Seth Meyers to win the tournament?
*Combined aggressiveness with conservative playing

What did David Cross say after folding his first hand of the night?
*"I quit the entire game."

What did Dave Foley say made himself and Phil Gordon happy?
*Having two players in losers lounge

What casino did Dave Foley mention before saying he was happy to have two players in the losers lounge?
*The Palms

What did David Cross do to help decide how to play his hand?
*Talked to his bracelet

What restaurant chain did David Cross mention after he talked to his bracelet?
*McDonald's

What did Dave Navarro say after winning the first hand?
*"I flopped the straight."

What athletic company's logo was shown on an audience member's tee-shirt after Dave Navarro said "I flopped the straight."?
*Reebok

[littlel]

Thanks mficke0713! :)


In a commercial during this show, what happened after a couple from the future walked out together into the sunlight?
Glasses darkened
Transitions
JCPenney

In a commercial during this show, why did two men walking in the desert with a woman become upset?
Were out of water
Benefiber
Comes in tasty orange cream flavor

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what did a man in a suit and glasses do after pulling open window blinds?
Gasped at billboard
Ditech.com
No closing cost

[mficke0713]

In a black-and-white commercial during this show, what did a brown-haired man in a black sweater discuss after he knocked on the TV screen?
*Struggling with insomnia
*Shuteye.com
*Learn about forms of sleep therapy

[Annietd]

In a commercial during this show, how did a man discover that two surfboards had been illegally charged to his credit card?

-Credit card company notified him
-YourCreditCardCompanies.com
-Informing card holders of suspicious purchases


In a commercial during this show, what did a man who had a TV where his head should be discuss as he sat in a comfortable chair?

-Ownership of media outlets
-Salon.com
-Helps you form better opinions

[chicodog]

Thanks !!

In a commercial during this show, what was used to clean letters on a blue background?
Toothbrush
Crest SpinBrush ProWhitening
Whiter teeth in fourteen days

In a commercial during this show, what did a bushy-haired man wearing plaid shorts and a tie do to children enjoying their summer vacations?
Gave them school supplies
OfficeMax
Carries all your back-to-school needs

[daisy]

In a public service announcement during this show, what did a redheaded teenage boy do while a man talked about only having to tell children what to do once?
*Played basketball and sat on a stone wall
*KeepKidsFromSmoking.com
*Repeatedly remind children not to smoke