Last Comic Standing 8/12 9:00 4300+ pts.

[mficke0713]

Why did Alonzo say he picked on women?
*Are the more advanced species

What did Dat Phan say he was doing a year ago?
*Sleeping under a desk

What did Ralphie May say was the "most retarded thing" terrorists could do?
*Blow-up St. Louis

What did one of the audience signs for Gary say?
*"Gary, be my sugar cookie"

What did Dat Phan say he "couldn't wait" to do?
*Be in a Kung-Fu movie

What was John's reaction when he found out he won?
*Leaned over and hugged Alonzo

What happened onstage when the winner was announced?
*Firecrackers went off

How did Alonzo say women marked their territory?
*Cleaned boyfriend's house

What did a drive-through clerk in Los Angeles say to Ralphie May?
*"You're a hustler baby."

What did Jay Mohr say that John had been doing since day one?
*Taking us all by surprise

What did Jay Mohr do at the behest of the audience?
*Announced winner before commercial break

What did John say he was going to do after the show?
*Put shaving cream on cars

What did Gary do before he started his stand-up set?
*Pointed at person in audience

What company's logo was visible when Gary pointed at someone in the audience?
*NetZero Internet

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In an advertisement during this program, what did people do as a boy played in his room, a girl helped her mother in the kitchen, and another boy went outside with a dog?
*Shopped at a home improvement store
*Lowe's
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[melissa_2000]

In a commercial during this show, what did a man and woman do after they visited a retail store, a cat jumped off of a couch, and a woman in an apron held her hand over her heart?
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In a commercial during this show, what did couples do after kayaking, in an office, and on a couch?
Drank coffee
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