Last Comic Standing 8/10 8:00 4500-4900+ pts.

[mficke0713]

What reason did Jay Mohr give for Jim Norton not going to Las Vegas?
*Had contractual conflict

What did Alonzo say was hard for men to do for their girlfriends?
*Buy them clothes

What did Marina Franklin say she wanted to do?
*Tell her story in a funny way

What did Bonnie do after she was introduced?
*Went back to reading magazine

What was Ant's advice to people who might appear on reality TV show?
*Don't pretend to be gay

What did Gary say when he talked about Todd?
*Had a crush on him

What was John's pet peeve about Jay?
*Ate with his mouth open

What did Jay say he did everyday?
*Tried to cleanse his aura

What did Gary say embarrassed him about going to the movies with his father?
*Bought discount tickets

What reason did Grandma Lee give for slapping her daughter?
*Spoke improperly

What did Gary say was cruel at the Olympics?
*Making skaters continue after falling

What did Alonzo say was the reason he became a comedian?
*Was laid off from job

What did the talent scout tell a comedian to do at the open call?
*Zip up his fly

What logo was visible on the comedian's hat when he was told to zip up his fly?
*Kangol

What did Gary say during his act about his feelings toward his family?
*Admired his father greatly

What cookie company did Gary say he admired in addition to his father?
*Fig Newtons

What did Jim Norton say about comics who wouldn't want to live in the house?
*Would be idiots

What logo was visible on Jim's shirt when he said comics would be idiots if they didn't want to live in the house?
NOT> Harley-Davidson

What did John say he had long conversations about with his wife?
*Closing a cereal box properly

What internet company's logo appeared on screen when John said he and his wife discussed closing a cereal box?
*NetZero Internet

[mficke0713]

COMMERCIALS:

In a commercial during this show, what did a football fan imagine a large group of people doing in his living room after he had a new entertainment system installed?
*Staring at him in his underwear
*DirecTV
*Four free months of NFL Sunday Ticket

[littlel]

Thanks mficke0713! :D


What did Jay Mohr say he enjoyed in high school?
Taking woodshop class

What kind of exercise machine did Jay Mohr say he thought he would make in woodshop class?
Nautilus

What logo was visible on Jim's shirt when he said comics would be idiots if they didn't want to live in the house?
Buell

What did a comedian do to cause the talent scouts to feel as if they were back in 1978?
Impersonated characters from old TV show

What kind of underwear did the comedian mention during his impersonation of a character from an old TV show?
Victoria's Secret



In a commercial during this show, what did a woman wearing a pink bandana and white sunglasses do while eating a cookie and dancing to music?
Sat on back of man's motorcycle
Oreo Thin Crisps
Are available in 100 calorie packs

In a commercial during this show, how did a bagpipe player in a parade cool himself down on a hot day?
Stood over a gust of nitrogen
Sierra Mist
Refreshment

In a commercial during this show, what did people in various locations such as a city street, a barbershop, and a pig pen do while the song "I Feel Pretty" played?
Sipped from bottles of water
Aquafina
Makes you look and feel better

[jatan]

In a movie commercial during this show, what happened to a group of explorers stranded in a jungle?
Attacked by animals
"Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid"

In a commercial during this show, what did students do in a school as a life-size bobblehead character sat on the rim of a basketball hoop?
Danced to hip-hop music
JCPenney
Carries stylish fashions

In a commercial during this show, what was enjoyed by a woman and sprayed with juice from wedges of lemon?
Restaurant entrée available with special offer
Red Lobster
Get an extra half-pound free

In a commercial during this show, what happened to young people, such as a woman introducing her date to her oddball hippie parents, as a famous Rolling Stones song was heard?
Were faced with things "you can't" do
Coca-Cola C2
Has half the carbs and half the calories

In a commercial during this show, what did a bespectacled man with a deep, gritty voice do while standing in front of a paneled wall?
Described job he wanted
Monster
Find qualified job seekers

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman with black hair do against a silver background while discussing "sexiness," "shape," and "comfort"?
Modeled bra
Victoria's Secret
Body by Victoria Bra has returned

[chowowner]

In an advertisement during this program, what did people do as a boy played in his room, a girl helped her mother in the kitchen, and another boy went outside with a dog?
Shopped at a home improvement store
Lowe's
NOT Painting workshops

[gar123]

In a movie commercial during this show, what did Tom Cruise do as Jamie Foxx drove him around in a taxi?
Killed people
"Collateral"

[SaraSmiles]

Thanks!

In a commercial during this show, what did a female surfer help a male surfer do on the beach?
*Open soda bottle
*Coca-Cola
*Chemistry

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a child's song that began with, "One of these things is not like the other" played and before an announcer spoke?
*Food items were shown in flattering and not-so-flattering views
*Subway
*Items are made with fresh ingredient

[lucim]

Thanks

in a commercial during this show, what did a family eagerly do while sitting around a dining room table after an elderly woman told them to "rip and dip"?
Ate large pizza
Pizza Hut
Get a large one-topping pizza with dipping sauces for $10.99


In a commercial during this show, what did a little dog going in and out of a doggie door bring into the house?
Tennis ball and plant
~NOT~Arm & Hammer Pet Fresh


In a commercial during this show, what did people in airports do to pass the time while waiting for their flight?
Sent Emails
America Online
Virus protection


In a commercial during this show, what did boys and girls do with various elderly men at kitchen tables?
Ate cookies
Oreo
Goes great with milk


In a commercial during this show, what did a mother and daughter do in a restaurant after oranges, fries, and milk were shown?
Smiled at each other closely
Wendy's
Now comes in new choices

[SaraSmiles]

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer suggest women who had sore muscles from performing strenuous tasks do?
*Take pain-relieving drug
*Motrin IB
*Stronger and faster than competitors

[chipmunk]

In a commercial during this show, what did a pug in a blue room do as a Boston terrier sat calmly in an orange room?
Scratched at fleas
Frontline Plus
Works quickly and is long-lasting

[chowowner]

In a commercial during this show, what did a little dog going in and out of a doggie door bring into the house?
Tennis ball and plant
~NOT~Arm & Hammer Pet Fresh
Please don't kill me if I'm wrong, but I think this one is for Stanley Steemer.

[chipmunk]

In a commercial during this show, what did a little dog going in and out of a doggie door bring into the house?
Tennis ball and plant
~NOT~Arm & Hammer Pet Fresh
Please don't kill me if I'm wrong, but I think this one is for Stanley Steemer.


Stanley Steemer
Clean your carpet more than once a year

[daisy]

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman with brown hair do as she discussed rushing "liquid relief"?
*Plucked pill from pile of other pills
*Advil Liqui-Gels
*Works better than the competition

In a commercial during this show what did children and teenagers do against a background of lined notebook paper and a red chalkboard with math problems on it?
*Played with school supplies
*Target
*Sells back to school supplies

[exferryguy]

In a commercial during this show, what did a gray-haired man wearing a blue shirt and tie say was "the worst thing you could do as a candidate"?
Give a weak handshake
NetZero
Costs $9.95 a month

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer talk about as a couple from the future walked together out into the sunlight?
Eyeglasses
Transitions
Protect against UV rays

[chicodog]

Thanks !!

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman in white pop into her mouth before lounging around and checking her watch?
Mint
Tic Tac
30% larger

[Annietd]

In a commercial during this show, who did a man list his requirements for packing and shipping to?

-Store clerk
-UPS
-Can satisfy all your shipping needs

[aurawater]

In a commercial during this show, where did a man and woman dance while listening to music through headphones?
NOT--Living room

[Gherky]

In a commercial during this show, where did a man and woman dance while listening to music through headphones?
NOT--Living room
*Record shop
*Imodium A-D
*Effective results after just one dose

[heavenheir]

In an advertisement during this program, what did people do as a boy played in his room, a girl helped her mother in the kitchen, and another boy went outside with a dog?
Shopped at a home improvement store
Lowe's
NOT Painting workshops


I guessed wrong on this one too, but the correct answer is:
*Hardware Help Desk

Thanks to all OP's for their hard work! :D